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Let's break that shit out.
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You know, the doctor
is prescribing me this shit now.
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New Line presents.
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- A real nigga movie. Heh.
- Yeah.
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I'm as high as-- Heh.
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I'm high as a giraffe's ass right now.
Ooh.
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Right now.
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Cube Vision Productions.
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- This shit gonna be off the hook.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Here, smoke.
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Puff it up your nose, nigga.
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"Next Friday." This shit is on the one.
This is a done one on this one.
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- Yeah, buddy.
- Yeah.
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Got a bong, nfgga,
or something we can... f?
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Because this shit is killing my sack.
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"Written by Ice Cube."
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- I thought that nigga was in jail.
- Me too.
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I helped write this motherfucker too.
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They all did. Heh.
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Ooh, look at the smoke.
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"Directed by Steve Carr."
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Oh, hey, that motherfucker
owe me some money.
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- Hey, man, that dude...
- Shh. Shh.
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That's the nigga
that owe me that money, man.
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In the movies, when you beat
up the neighborhood bully...
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you're supposed to live
happily ever after.
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But in my neighborhood,
that's when all the drama starts.
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It was a Friday I'd never forget.
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I got high for the first time.
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I got shot at for the first time.
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And I finally kicked Debo's ass
for the first time.
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Debo ended up going to jail
for about 4 years.
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You win some. You lose some.
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But you live.
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You live to fight another day.
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There's rumors
going around the 'hood...
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...saying Debo's supposed
to break out next Friday.
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And when he gets out,
he's supposed to come and see me.
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And today is next Friday,
and I still ain't got no job.
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Come on! Come on!
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Come on!
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Now, as soon as my pops found out
Debo was getting out...
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...he wanted me to move with my uncle
and little cousin...
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...in Rancho Cucamonga
till things calm down...
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...or Debo went back to prison,
whichever comes first.
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Craig! Off your ass and on your feet.
This ain't no time to beat your meat.
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All right.
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I'll be out in about 35, 45 minutes.
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Don't you go blind, boy!
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Hurry up. Now, this is Friday.
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We gotta hit the highway.
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I felt like the biggest punk around here.
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I whipped Debo's ass.
He should be the one moving.
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- Where am I gonna ride at?
-Punk, you walking!
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But I'm tired, man.
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Come on, come on, come on.
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Craig! Craig!
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Will you come on?
I don't wanna hit that traffic.
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You had enough time
to get yourself together.
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I don't believe this.
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I told that hard-head boy
to put that hose away and cut that grass.
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Look at that grass.
Stanley's grass look good.
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Mrs. Johnson's grass look good. But look
at my grass. No. Look at that grass.
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Boy, when that boy get out of my house,
I'm gonna change my number.
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Craig! Craig! Come on out of that house!
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Oh, damn. Oh!
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Oh. Goodness gracious. What--?
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What is going on here?
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Man.
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Use that brick to break that chain.
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You think it's the same brick
Craig knocked your ass outwith?
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Get out of here, you stupid mutt!
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Craig! Craig!
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- Here I come.
-Will you bring your ass?
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Come on, man. You got me trying
to break a chain with a brick?
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Man, let's go get some pussy, Debo.
Man, fuck!
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- Shit, man.
-Shut up, fool!
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I got some unfinished business to deal with
and your butt gonna wait too.
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Golly, what's the matter?
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I fell in some mud and it's all your fault.
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- How is it my fault?
-You're taking all day.
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I told you to put that hose away
and out that grass.
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I didn't drop you on your head when
you were a kid. What's wrong with you?
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Maybe your grandmother did.
I remember the summer of '75...
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I didn't wanna leave my
neighborhood at all.
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Especially my homeboy, Smokey.
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But he went to rehab last month.
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And the way he smoke,
ain't no telling when he getting out.
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I'm gonna sure miss him.
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- I hate you, man.
-Hey, hey.
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Here come that dog truck. Shut your mouth.
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We about to fade to black.
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'Hey, stop!
-Aah!
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Get your punk ass out the car, Craig!
This is the rematch!
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Yeah, boy, the rematch.
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Think I'm gonna let you beat my big
brother like that and get away with it?
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Punch it!
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Ah, I got your butt now. Uh-huh.
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Debo! Help!
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Fake-ass Suge Knight!
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TYRONE
Debo?
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I'm gonna find you!
I'm gonna put my foot up your ass!
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- Get up!
- Unh! Damn.
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I ain't kicking with you no more.
I'm going to mommy house, man.
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NO! No!
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Did you see that? Them niggas
just like some wild pit bull dogs.
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That's why moving in with your Uncle Elroy
and your cousin Day-Day is the best thing.
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Your sister moved out.
It's time for you to move out too.
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It's time for your mother and I to walk
around the house naked if we want to.
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What? Y'all are trying
to walk around the house naked?
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Yes, we are.
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Heh, we're gonna do it tonight
when I get off of work.
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Ooh, I can't wait to see your mama naked.
That big old booty bouncing around.
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Boom, boom, boom.
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High-heeled shoes on, man,
walking on that shag rug...
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...giving me a lap dance, boy.
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And my Johnson swinging.
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- Daddy!
-Ball going one way, the Johnson the other.
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- The Ball-Johnson dance.
-Daddy! Daddy!
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I don't wanna hear that.
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What's that smell?
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It must be your upper lip, son.
I don't smell nothing.
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I do.
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What it smell like?
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It smell like you didn't fall in no mud.
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Use this spray, son.
That's all you gotta do.
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That's what I got
this stuff for.
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Hold on, too much!
What's wrong with this window?
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That window don't come down, son.
Remind me to get it fixed.
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Oh, damn.
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Nice neighborhood, huh?
- it's all right.
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Fake-ass Brady Bunch.
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Eighteen years, son, 18
years I been chasing
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nasty, stinking,
dirty, filthy dogs.
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- Hmm.
-I been bitten by every dog in the world...
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...pit bull, boxers, collies,
Seeing Eye dogs.
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- What about a Chihuahua?
-Twice!
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Then there's my brother, Elroy.
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Everybody loves Elroy, a lazy nothing!
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Hit the lotto. I just can't understand it.
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Hmm.
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- All right. You coming in?
-Oh, hell, no, I ain't going in there.
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I don't wanna see Elroy's face
or smell his stinking breath.
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Craig, it's gonna be different
living out here.
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Don't let your uncle or your cousin
get you into any shit.
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Pops, I'm grown now.
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Can't nobody get me in trouble.
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I'm glad you said that, son.
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Since you grown,
don't bring your black ass back home.
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Daddy, Craig's here!
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Ah!
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What's cracking?
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What's up, buddy?
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- Hi, Uncle Willie.
-How you doing, Day-Day?
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- Where's your big-head father?
-There he is, right there.
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- Hey, Craig.
-Hey, unc!
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I heard you're running
from an ass whipping.
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It ain't even like that.
Talk to your brother.
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If it had been me, I'd have
shot his big ass.
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He would have popped him.
I know he would have popped...
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Hey, Willie! How's it going?
Still stepping in that dog shit every day?
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- Just make sure you take care of my boy.
-Don't worry, big bro.
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He's in the best fucking hands
in Rancho Choke-among-us.
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Shit. I'm the king here.
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You're just another nigga
late paying his rent.
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- Ain't that right, nephew?
-Yeah.
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- Wait, Craig.
-Huh?
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- Remember what I told you.
-I'll remember.
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Now, lotto stud, close my door,
and don't slam it.
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Can't count to 10, all of a sudden
you hit the lotto. Ain't that a bitch?
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Hey, send Betty my love!
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- Boy, you looking good.
- Heh, I can't call it.
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Give me that bag.
Let me take this stuff in the house.
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When you're finished with him, come on in.
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All right. Thanks, unc.
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- Damn.
-Yeah.
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Man, it's been what,
a year, since last
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time we kicked it at
the family reunion'?
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- Yeah, it was about a year, huh? Damn.
-Yeah, man.
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But ever since y'all moved out here,
we lost touch or something.
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I know.
This is a long way from Watts, huh?
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Yeah.
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But you know what,
the good thing about being out here...
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...we don't hear no gunshots,
no helicopters.
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No police, no crack heads,
no chickenheads, no nothing.
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- Heh. Yeah.
-Just clean, fresh air. Just smell.
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- Smell good, huh?
-Yeah.
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Taste good. Taste the air. Ah.
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- Oh, yeah.
-Yeah, dude. Oh, man.
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Oh, shit!
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Who is that?
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The Joker brothers.
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That's Joker. He just got out of the pen.
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And then there's Little Joker.
He just got out of YA.
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Mm-hm.
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Then there's Baby Joker right there.
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He just got out of the juvenile center.
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And then they got a little dog
named Cheeco.
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You better watch him because he's sneaky.
He'll bite the shit out of you.
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I got something better
than that Cadillac.
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- What's that?
-Peep this, come on.
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Huh?
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- What?
-Check this out.
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- This you?
-Yeah, a little something I picked up.
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- You digging that look, damn?
-Damn.
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I wish we hit the lotto and came up
on a million dollars like y'all.
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Man, after paying taxes and lawyer fees
and all daddy's bad-ass credit...
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...buying Viagra, tricking
with these sack chasers around here...
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...thirty and forty dollars now and then,
I ain't end up with a million dollars.
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We end up with this crib
and this bad motherfucker.
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- This is my baby, man.
-Heh, it's off the hook.
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- You like that, huh?
-Yeah, I do.
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I got them 20's on there. I just got them.
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- Them ain't 20's, but it's off the hook.
-Them are 20's, man.
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No, they're 10's.
I bought them from somebody.
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- But they're nice, though.
-Yeah, they cool.
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They're tight. And then since I had this...
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...my pussy rate went "poof."
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I get more pussy from police ladies.
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- Everybody give me some pussy.
-What up, Day-Day?
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Oh, this lady is funny, man.
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She used to own a record booth
down at the Slauson Swap Meet.
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She is funny as hell. Come on. Let's go.
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- What up, Mulan?
-Hey, wait!
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Don't be stepping on those flowers,
motherfucker. I just planted that shit.
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- Who's your boy?
-That's my cousin Craig, he's from L.A.
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- Craig, meet Ms. Ho.
-Ho-Kym, motherfucker.
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Day-Day's just trying to be a smart-ass.
Nice to meet you, Craig.
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Oh.
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Yo, Day-Day, somethings going down
with those éses across the street.
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Yeah, I've been seeing a lot of activity.
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- What kind of activity?
-Strange activity.
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I think they're running drugs from Tijuana.
Day-Day don't believe me.
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Well, I ain't got time and got
to go, Ms. Ho. I'm just kidding.
235
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:37,197
Uh, come by after work.
I got the John Blaze shit for you, heh.
236
00:13:37,358 --> 00:13:39,360
- Nice to meet you.
-Peace out, Craig.
237
00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,528
Peace out.
238
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,453
Yeah. Bye. See you later.
239
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:48,040
- Oh, man.
- Nice hat.
240
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:52,090
- I told you she was funny.
-Yeah.
241
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,753
- Big house, ain't it?
-Yeah, it is.
242
00:13:56,919 --> 00:13:58,136
Yeah, see.
243
00:13:58,296 --> 00:14:01,266
Y'all wish y'all had one like this,
didn't you?
244
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,097
- Yeah, we do.
-Yeah.
245
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,308
Daddy! Where my shirt at?
246
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,894
- Daddy, where my shirt?
- Which one'? The pink one?
247
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,355
I have it here.
Ran out of toilet paper, son.
248
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,564
Sorry about that.
249
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:15,025
- Sure was soft.
- Wiped your ass with my shirt?
250
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:18,032
Told you not to leave your shit
in the bathroom.
251
00:14:19,108 --> 00:14:22,578
- What's up? What are you doing?
-This is a nice house, man, for real.
252
00:14:22,737 --> 00:14:24,535
I know. Thanks.
253
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:27,200
I just wish Mama had a chance to see it.
254
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:31,042
You know she had a heart attack and died
when she found out we won the lottery.
255
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,706
Yeah, I know the story.
256
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:36,342
If Mama had a chance to see this,
she'd have been so happy, man.
257
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,503
But that's how things work.
258
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,717
I'm about to get ready to go to work...
259
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:43,679
...something you might not never know
nothing about.
260
00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:46,765
- You know what I'm saying?
-Where you working at now?
261
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,563
At Pinky's Record and Disc.
Down at the shopping center.
262
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:53,101
You can't live in this house without a job.
So try to think about that...
263
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:55,941
...because I got me a jizz-ob.
264
00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:59,028
Jizz-ob, jizz-ob, jizz-ob.
265
00:15:12,787 --> 00:15:14,289
Damn.
266
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:30,221
Suga?
267
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,480
- Suga!
- I'm coming!
268
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:40,149
Craig, I want you to meet
my old lady, Suga.
269
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:43,739
Suga, my nephew Craig.
270
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:49,124
Ooh, you even cuter
than your baby pictures.
271
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:53,962
- Thank you.
- Oh, honey. Mm.
272
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,339
You know, we can keep it all in the family.
273
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,797
- Ooh, you got a fat ass.
-All right. All right.
274
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,180
All right, that's enough!
Shit! That's enough!
275
00:16:04,338 --> 00:16:07,308
Go back upstairs
and put on some damn clothes!
276
00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:09,936
- Go on, now!
-Help me out.
277
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:13,473
Ooh. Nice meeting you, Craig.
278
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:15,437
Nice to meet you.
279
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:22,483
Boy, that woman gonna be the death of me
one day. You watch.
280
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,322
Viagra ain't working.
My back keep going out.
281
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,829
That freak can't get enough
of your Uncle Elroy.
282
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,864
- Hmm.
-But check this out.
283
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,454
Got to lay some ground rules
down on you.
284
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,871
- You family. I love you.
-I love you too, unc.
285
00:16:36,037 --> 00:16:38,210
You welcome to anything in my house...
286
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,716
...but don't let me catch you
in my refrigerator...
287
00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:43,628
...don't let me catch you
with your finger in my sugar bowl.
288
00:16:43,794 --> 00:16:45,387
- You feel me knocking?
-I feel you.
289
00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:46,843
- Well, let me in.
-Heh.
290
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:49,133
Unc, who is that out with Day-Day's car?
291
00:16:49,884 --> 00:16:52,637
That's D'wana. Boy's ex.
292
00:16:52,803 --> 00:16:54,555
Hey, Day-Day!
293
00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,687
That crazy bitch out there again!
294
00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,817
What's she doing
with that big-ass key?
295
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,023
Damn.
296
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,029
- Oh, shit!
- Is she writing on it?
297
00:17:02,188 --> 00:17:04,782
Scratching the shit out of it.
-Goddamn!
298
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,409
Why y'all standing there,
just looking at shit? Do something!
299
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,414
Hugging and shit, just standing there.
300
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,828
You're supposed to be
a thousand feet from my house!
301
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,668
- What you doing?
- What it look like?
302
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:22,253
You can't quit me.
I'm pregnant with your baby.
303
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,418
That ain't my baby.
304
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:26,800
That's my baby right there.
305
00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:28,381
Oh, man.
306
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:31,763
You keyed my shit. Bitch, you keyed my--
307
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,223
I got your bitch right here.
308
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:35,687
Yeah, nigga, yeah.
309
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,184
- Daddy, she sprayed me!
-Shut up, you little punk!
310
00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:41,773
Don't nobody quit me.
You wait till I tell Baby D.
311
00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:44,109
- She gonna fuck you up!
- She sprayed a player!
312
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:45,364
She sprayed a pimp!
313
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,150
- Better watch your back!
- Be still.
314
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:51,826
Boy, look like you got a fatal attraction
on your hands.
315
00:17:51,988 --> 00:17:54,082
I know, I had two or three of them
in my day.
316
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:58,081
Craig, I hope you can handle your women
better than this fool can.
317
00:17:58,244 --> 00:17:59,496
Hey, Elroy!
318
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:02,461
- That's too much water.
-No, it ain't.
319
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:05,672
Take 20 minutes.
I've been pepper-sprayed nine times.
320
00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,463
Take 2O minutes. You got 19 to go.
321
00:18:08,629 --> 00:18:10,757
Come on, Craig,
let me show you the backyard.
322
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:13,551
You know,
it's bigger than y'all's backyard.
323
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,146
Cali the police and tell them
to get me another restraining order.
324
00:18:17,305 --> 00:18:20,855
Yeah, Craig, you gotta have a little money
to live out here.
325
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:22,064
Oh, yeah?
326
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,228
Got to have it.
I know what you're thinking.
327
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:27,649
I was the one back in the day
always talking about, "I love the 'hood.
328
00:18:27,815 --> 00:18:28,862
I love the ghetto."
329
00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:30,993
I was the one saying I wasn't the nigga...
330
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,655
...to make a little money
and run to the suburbs, yeah.
331
00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:38,167
You're right, that's what I said.
But soon as I got my check, I was gone!
332
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:42,251
Paid $230,000 cash on this place.
333
00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,132
- You paid cash for this, unc?
-Cash money!
334
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:49,046
Don't try to stick me with some 30-year
payment plan. That's for suckers.
335
00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:52,090
Got my daddy like that years ago
on a Cadillac.
336
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:53,032
Hmm.
337
00:18:53,058 --> 00:18:56,161
I got the only house
on the block paid for.
338
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:59,522
That's why I'm the king around here!
339
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,901
- Yeah, you are the king, unc.
-How you like that pool?
340
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:10,320
Big, ain't it?
341
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:14,154
Yeah, it's cool.
But where the water at?
342
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,197
Don't need no water.
343
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,867
We ain't had no pools in the projects.
344
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,914
None of us swim.
345
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:23,792
- So y'all never use it?
-Never.
346
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:26,548
But the Jacuzzi, that's something else.
347
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:30,883
Me and my Suga get real nasty in there.
348
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,301
Guess I left that in there.
349
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:44,484
You welcome to use it anytime you want.
Shit, you my brother's boy!
350
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,021
That's all right, unc.
I can't swim neither.
351
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,565
No? Good.
352
00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:52,859
I won't have to clean up behind your ass.
353
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,323
Come on. Let me show you something else.
354
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:06,546
Hey, man, you straight?
355
00:20:07,665 --> 00:20:11,386
Hell no, I ain't straight. Look at my eyes.
They still red?
356
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,638
- Yeah, a little bit.
-A little bit?
357
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,594
Man, she fucked you up.
358
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,096
I can't taste nothing.
My tongue is numb, man.
359
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,637
Why did y'all sit and let her do this shit?
360
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:23,685
It's your girl.
361
00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:25,933
What's up with her, man?
362
00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:27,773
She mean as hell.
363
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,438
I met D'wana about 3 months ago, right?
364
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:34,279
She had a little pudge on her stomach
but I ain't pay no attention to it.
365
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,953
I thought it came from drinking 40s
because she had beer on her breath.
366
00:20:38,112 --> 00:20:40,285
Come to find out she's 6 months pregnant.
367
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,121
Told me I'm the baby's daddy.
368
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,786
- What?
-Yeah, yeah.
369
00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:47,329
- How you gonna be the baby's daddy?
-Yeah.
370
00:20:47,496 --> 00:20:49,590
You know she's lying.
371
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,923
Man, I broke up with D'wana
two Fridays ago.
372
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:57,431
I got a restraining order on her
and she don't care nothing about that.
373
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,809
- What?
-She got me fucking up.
374
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:02,345
Yeah, I broke up with her
two months ago...
375
00:21:02,511 --> 00:21:07,984
...two Fridays ago and she don't care
about no restraining order or nothing.
376
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,487
- You all right with them pants, man?
-Man, get out of my business.
377
00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:14,865
How you gonna have a restraining order,
man, on your girl?
378
00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,652
What's up with y'all'?
I mean, where'd you meet her?
379
00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:20,788
I was on my way back to the 'hood
to buy them 20's.
380
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,786
I mean, them 10's.
They're 10's but I keep them clean.
381
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:29,421
I was on my way to buy them
and she had a Carl Jr. burger in her hand.
382
00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,628
I wanted a piece of it and I stopped.
383
00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:33,839
We got to rapping
and that's how it happened.
384
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:37,301
- It was the worst day of my fucking life!
-Damn.
385
00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:40,299
Psycho, huh?
386
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:43,348
She must be worse
than Left Eye from TLC or something.
387
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:46,264
But this fat bitch ain't burning.
That ain't the cold part.
388
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,603
She got a sister named Baby D.
I'm telling you.
389
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:50,935
This fat bitch get physical.
390
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,150
She sells dope, do hair
and babysit out the same house.
391
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,486
The police don't know
when to kick the door in.
392
00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,697
I got a restraining order
on her fat ass too.
393
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,362
You got a restraining order
on a girl named Baby D?
394
00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:02,826
You don't know Baby D.
395
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,083
That's why you're looking at me,
because you don't know Baby D.
396
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,836
Her fat ass be snoring,
won't even be asleep, just standing.
397
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:14,216
Fat little cupcakes and shit.
398
00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,345
This bitch know about all the snacks
before they hit the street.
399
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,973
All the bootleg snacks. Year 2000 snacks.
400
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,054
Yeah, gonna tell me the other day,
talking about:
401
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:26,096
"Cupcake
got a new Twinkie coming out next month.
402
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:28,060
It's a bad motherfucker.
403
00:22:28,264 --> 00:22:32,235
When you bite into it, cream filling
shoot all in your mouth. Glitter."
404
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:36,398
Fat bitch.
I need to get ready to go to work.
405
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,073
Because I'm a player. I'm a pimp.
I don't have to deal with this shit.
406
00:22:41,235 --> 00:22:42,737
You got your shirt on backwards.
407
00:22:42,903 --> 00:22:45,747
- Player.
-Players fuck up.
408
00:22:46,282 --> 00:22:49,411
- Snatch the shit off your head.
-Don't worry about what I'm doing!
409
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:52,581
Why didn't y'all do nothing
when that fat bitch jumped on me?
410
00:22:52,746 --> 00:22:56,376
Y'all a trip! I'm running away from here.
411
00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:59,295
- We gotta pull over, man.
- Be quiet, punk.
412
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:00,804
My fucking nuts is hurting.
413
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,636
We got some business to take care of.
414
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:06,223
- Shit! Tsk, tsk, mommy!
-Keep your mind on the business, man!
415
00:23:06,719 --> 00:23:09,563
I'm gonna kick that Craig's butt.
416
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,933
Where are we going anyway, man?
417
00:23:16,270 --> 00:23:19,240
Damn, Debo. Fucking ass is hurting.
418
00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:22,447
- What we doing here anyway, man?
-Close your mouth, I'll tell you.
419
00:23:22,651 --> 00:23:25,279
This is the way the plan goes.
You call over there...
420
00:23:25,446 --> 00:23:28,245
...and say you have an urgent message
for Mr. William Jones.
421
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,250
- What urgent message?
-The message is...
422
00:23:30,409 --> 00:23:33,128
...drop everything, Craig's in trouble.
Come quick.
423
00:23:33,579 --> 00:23:36,207
- I don't think that shit gonna work.
-Man, just do it!
424
00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:39,468
- I don't know the number.
-it's on the side of the building, fool.
425
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,591
Just pick the phone up.
426
00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:47,218
I feel 5 pounds lighter.
427
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,605
What? Jealous? Heh.
428
00:23:51,764 --> 00:23:53,311
What's that?
429
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:59,776
Come on, now! Where's my burrito?
What's wrong with you?
430
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:00,986
What kind of place is this?
431
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,409
Come on, come on. Give me my stuff.
432
00:24:04,568 --> 00:24:08,448
Hello? Yeah, I got an urgent message
for a nigga named Mr. Willie--
433
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:10,116
Willie who?
- it's William, fool!
434
00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:13,126
I mean, I got an urgent message
for Mr. William Jones.
435
00:24:14,912 --> 00:24:18,712
The urgent message is, drop everything.
Craig's in trouble. Come quick.
436
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,218
- Craig Who? Who's this?
-Man, nigga!
437
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:25,757
- Just tell him he can call on Tyrone.
-Who is this?
438
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:27,971
Tell him it's a friend of the family's.
439
00:24:28,133 --> 00:24:30,101
When you gonna stop hitting me like that?
440
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,764
I'm gonna bust your ass like Craig did.
Knock your fucking eyes straight.
441
00:24:35,724 --> 00:24:38,318
- Hot sauce, please.
- Just a second. Man, just a second.
442
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,854
Hot sauce, thank you.
443
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,273
Someone just called
to say Craig's in trouble.
444
00:24:42,439 --> 00:24:46,034
- What? What?
- Craig's in trouble. I don't know.
445
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:48,283
Oh, man. Hold on, Craig. I'm coming.
446
00:24:48,445 --> 00:24:51,369
- Give me my money. Come on.
- Just a second, man. Just a second.
447
00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:54,251
Come on, Taco Jim.
Give me my money. Give me my money.
448
00:24:54,410 --> 00:24:57,038
Come on, man. Give me my money.
449
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:59,047
- Get out of here.
- What you doing, man?
450
00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,634
This is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever seen.
451
00:25:02,793 --> 00:25:04,545
Get in the truck. What you doing out?
452
00:25:04,712 --> 00:25:07,181
What's going on around here?
453
00:25:07,381 --> 00:25:09,383
What the hell's happening around here?
454
00:25:13,429 --> 00:25:14,521
- Hey, hey!
- Kiss my ass.
455
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,852
Don't take my hot sauce.
456
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:22,772
- This ain't bad, right?
-Yeah, it is.
457
00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:25,316
That scratch make it real ugly.
458
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:28,285
- Make you not even want to drive it.
-Okay.
459
00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:39,497
Damn! Who is that?
460
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:40,915
Who?
461
00:25:41,874 --> 00:25:42,921
That's their sister.
462
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,296
Hey.
463
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:49,723
-Hey-
-Hey-
464
00:25:50,841 --> 00:25:52,093
Damn. You know what?
465
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,770
I'm beginning to like Rancho Cucamonga.
466
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,392
- Well, don't like it.
-Why not?
467
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,104
We need to improve
on black and brown relations.
468
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:02,608
Because there's been tension between us
since they got out the pen.
469
00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,360
I'm trying to keep it peaceful
around here.
470
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:08,025
I ain't trying to have none of that
gangsta thug stuff.
471
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,411
We living good, eating shrimps and steak.
472
00:26:10,569 --> 00:26:15,120
Man, what you--? Don't do that. Let it go.
I'm telling you, don't mess with her.
473
00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:16,784
- Slow down.
- Oh, man.
474
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:18,793
- Damn, you walk fast.
-Heh.
475
00:26:18,952 --> 00:26:20,704
I'm Day-Day's cousin Craig.
What's your name?
476
00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:23,545
- Karla.
-Craig and Karla.
477
00:26:23,707 --> 00:26:26,677
- That sounds good together, huh?
-Yeah, kind of.
478
00:26:26,835 --> 00:26:29,930
Hey! She's a sack chaser, man!
I tried to hit it.
479
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,933
She wouldn't even give me none.
I bet you don't get none.
480
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,561
I bet you don't get it.
I bet you don't get it.
481
00:26:35,587 --> 00:26:36,872
I hope you don't get it.
482
00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:40,899
- Where are you going?
-To the Cucamonga Shopping Center.
483
00:26:41,058 --> 00:26:43,152
Let it go, man. I'm telling you.
Let it go--
484
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:45,984
I told you, eh?
Whites in hot and colors in cold, ése!
485
00:26:46,146 --> 00:26:49,446
- Gonna ruin my Dickies!
-Whatever, dog.
486
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,157
What the--? Hold this, eh.
487
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:53,411
What the fuck'?
488
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:56,077
You got a sexy voice.
Say something in Spanish.
489
00:27:06,375 --> 00:27:08,423
I think Karla's got jungle fever, ése!
490
00:27:08,585 --> 00:27:10,053
You want us to give you a ride?
491
00:27:10,212 --> 00:27:11,589
- Mm.
-Mm.
492
00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:12,847
I don't know.
493
00:27:13,048 --> 00:27:15,301
Fuck that. Hey, Cheeco!
494
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:16,809
It's lunchtime, eh!
495
00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:20,064
- We're gonna get you a ride.
- Run! Run! Run!
496
00:27:20,222 --> 00:27:22,145
- What?
-Cheeco! Cheeco! Run! Run!
497
00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,025
- Shit!
-Cheeco, no!
498
00:27:24,226 --> 00:27:26,604
Get that fucker!
You know you like dark meat!
499
00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:29,523
Those mayates are fast,
like they're sponsored by Nike.
500
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,529
Hey, black man can jump, ése.
501
00:27:32,985 --> 00:27:34,862
Joker, get your dog! This is bullshit!
502
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,038
Joker, you play too much, call your dog!
503
00:27:37,197 --> 00:27:37,997
Ha, ha, shit.
504
00:27:38,023 --> 00:27:40,977
Man, get off of my car!
Get off of my shit!
505
00:27:41,118 --> 00:27:43,541
I ain't getting down. Watch out.
506
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:45,832
- I got something for him.
-Get him!
507
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:47,466
Kill his ass! Yeah. Fuck this!
508
00:27:49,376 --> 00:27:51,674
I can't believe he did that to our dog.
509
00:27:51,837 --> 00:27:53,134
You Uncle Willie's son.
510
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,141
You Uncle Willie's son.
You don't play that shit.
511
00:27:56,300 --> 00:27:59,144
Cruelty to animals, ése!
Cruelty to animals!
512
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,307
- Cheeco, dog.
-Cheeco, get your stupid ass over here, eh!
513
00:28:03,974 --> 00:28:06,898
That's wrong, ése. That's wrong.
He did nothing to you.
514
00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:12,567
Get down. Get down. Get down.
515
00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:14,159
- Sorry.
- Come on, man.
516
00:28:14,318 --> 00:28:16,867
- My belt.
-Look at my roof. Look at my roof.
517
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:20,249
Look at my roof. You play too much.
518
00:28:20,407 --> 00:28:24,162
Now if I get in trouble with them,
I got to live here! You don't!
519
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:27,002
Don't be getting in--
You gonna get me in trouble!
520
00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:30,008
Get out of the way! Move! Just move!
521
00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:32,757
Shit!
522
00:28:33,378 --> 00:28:39,431
I was just trying to...
I was just trying to help your scary ass.
523
00:28:42,596 --> 00:28:45,190
You fucking hit my dog, ése!
You're fucked up now!
524
00:28:47,100 --> 00:28:50,525
You fucked him up for life! He's scarred!
525
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,900
We'll get you back!
526
00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:55,534
Fucker.
527
00:28:57,069 --> 00:29:00,790
Nephew, you got perfect timing.
528
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,665
About to start a little
puff, puff, give in this motherfucker.
529
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:07,120
He)', you down?
530
00:29:07,329 --> 00:29:09,502
Why don't you come and sit
next to your auntie?
531
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,643
I know you smoke a little weed, right?
532
00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:26,982
Why you say that?
533
00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:28,984
Because your lip's turning black.
534
00:29:33,438 --> 00:29:35,281
Would you like some wine, baby?
535
00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,408
No, thank you.
536
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:40,491
Well, how about a little cognac'?
537
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,787
- No. It's kind of early.
- Mm.
538
00:29:43,949 --> 00:29:47,419
Shit, I can roll a blunt
better than them bitches in Havana.
539
00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:51,331
And I know Willie don't let you smoke
in his house...
540
00:29:51,498 --> 00:29:53,171
...but I'm your Uncle Elroy.
541
00:29:54,501 --> 00:29:56,845
I don't give a damn
how high you get in mine...
542
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,928
...as long as you let me hit it.
543
00:30:00,549 --> 00:30:01,846
Look at that.
544
00:30:02,009 --> 00:30:04,182
Fire that shit up, boy.
545
00:30:04,344 --> 00:30:07,598
I'm about to show y'all
who the real Puff Daddy is!
546
00:30:22,738 --> 00:30:25,207
Unc? Unc?
547
00:30:28,076 --> 00:30:29,544
Baby?
548
00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,505
Unc?
549
00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:40,301
It's the Bombay!
550
00:31:01,401 --> 00:31:03,995
Think they really went to the moon?
551
00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:06,494
They say they went to the moon.
552
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:09,911
They say there ain't no gravity up there.
553
00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:15,708
That mean we can get high
and never come down.
554
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:27,932
What numbers did you pick?
555
00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:34,227
- Your original aunt picked six numbers.
Mm-hm.
556
00:31:34,393 --> 00:31:37,112
- She used her weight, I think.
-Oh.
557
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,315
Goddamn.
558
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:47,323
I know why you got her now, unc.
559
00:31:56,164 --> 00:31:57,916
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
560
00:31:58,083 --> 00:32:02,429
Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby
561
00:32:02,587 --> 00:32:05,090
Don't you know it's good to me?
562
00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,219
Debo. Debo!
563
00:32:10,429 --> 00:32:13,808
- What?
-Man, I can't feel my legs, man.
564
00:32:14,015 --> 00:32:16,939
Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby
565
00:32:17,894 --> 00:32:19,362
You know you look good to me
566
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:22,149
Mm. Oh, man, that's good.
567
00:32:22,315 --> 00:32:24,818
Just hold on, Craig.
I'm coming, son, I'm coming.
568
00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,955
Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby
569
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,956
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
570
00:32:31,324 --> 00:32:32,371
Uh-oh.
571
00:32:55,390 --> 00:32:58,519
Negro, what the hell
you doing to my woman?
572
00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:00,938
I don't know. I must...
573
00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:04,612
- Suga?
- Huh?
574
00:33:04,774 --> 00:33:06,947
What the hell you doing to my nephew?
575
00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:11,198
I thought that was you, baby.
576
00:33:11,781 --> 00:33:12,828
Come on, baby.
577
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:15,870
I'm faded and feeling X-rated.
578
00:33:16,036 --> 00:33:21,543
- It's Mr. Nasty time.
-Oh, Mr. Nasty time.
579
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,961
It's Mr. Nasty time.
580
00:33:24,127 --> 00:33:26,175
But take it easy on my back.
581
00:33:27,172 --> 00:33:28,219
Be back in a minute.
582
00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,939
- Make yourself at home, nephew.
-Okay.
583
00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,725
- Come on.
-Thanks.
584
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,695
- Ooh, that's it, that's it.
- Yeah, yeah.
585
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,580
- Hit it!
- Yeah, put your legs up.
586
00:33:52,739 --> 00:33:55,117
Get your toes away from my mouth!
Get your toes out of there!
587
00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:58,082
Oh, call me Elroy!
588
00:34:01,748 --> 00:34:03,921
Whoo-whee.
589
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:07,258
- Damn, unc.
- That's enough! Ow!
590
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,263
Hit that shit.
591
00:34:38,702 --> 00:34:41,455
Oh, papi, I wish I was with you
right now.
592
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,464
Yeah, me too.
593
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:50,135
- Yeah? Well, you ever heard of El Niño?
-Yeah.
594
00:34:50,297 --> 00:34:54,803
Well, this is El Negro.
Come on down here and let me tap that ass.
595
00:34:55,010 --> 00:34:56,478
Okay.
596
00:34:58,013 --> 00:34:59,686
Delivery.
597
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:02,943
Got a delivery.
598
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,991
- Who is it?
- Got a delivery. Come on, spark plug.
599
00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,989
Come on, I got a delivery.
It's kind of hot out here, buddy.
600
00:35:12,152 --> 00:35:13,745
Come on, Sparky.
601
00:35:13,903 --> 00:35:16,201
- What's up?
- Nice house.
602
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:19,208
I didn't expect you to answer,
but this is a fine place.
603
00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:22,462
What are you, one of those,
uh, entertainer guys, huh?
604
00:35:22,621 --> 00:35:24,589
Do you play sports?
What team you play for?
605
00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:26,796
I play for the Cucamonga Cracker Killers.
606
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:29,586
- You want tickets?
-Hey, don't want any trouble with you.
607
00:35:29,753 --> 00:35:33,348
You don't have to send your posse
out here to do a 187 in my ass.
608
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:37,431
Just, uh, got a little mail
for you to sign, partner.
609
00:35:38,511 --> 00:35:41,685
- What's this?
-Uh, a delinquent property tax notice.
610
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,521
I hope the, uh, Cracker Killers pay well.
611
00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:46,027
Otherwise, it's back to the ghetto you go.
612
00:35:46,227 --> 00:35:47,444
Uh, take it easy.
613
00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:55,328
Oh, fuck! Good boy. Heel!
614
00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:01,035
"Your house will be seized
and auctioned...
615
00:36:01,201 --> 00:36:04,375
...tomorrow at 9 a.m."
616
00:36:06,206 --> 00:36:08,083
Tomorrow?
617
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,380
Uncle Elroy, you got some mail.
618
00:36:18,885 --> 00:36:20,762
Hey, Uncle Elroy, you got a notice...
619
00:36:20,929 --> 00:36:26,026
Superlove is something
That they say is very rare
620
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:30,364
In the dark and in your world
It's everywhere
621
00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:35,619
And I am a sex-o-matic venus freak
When I'm with you
622
00:36:35,777 --> 00:36:40,874
And I will stop it only when you tell me to
623
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,909
I am the automatic--
624
00:36:44,244 --> 00:36:45,791
Unc.
625
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:55,926
Damn.
626
00:36:56,715 --> 00:36:58,809
Unc is a freak.
627
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:02,812
Hey, unc. Uh-- Oh.
628
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:09,399
Hey, unc.
629
00:37:11,938 --> 00:37:15,568
Hey, you got this--
Unc, you got this tax notice, man.
630
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:20,660
- Damn. Unc.
- Aah! Come here!
631
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:23,291
I'll tear that ass up again!
I like it when you treat me rough!
632
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:24,702
Let me go, man!
633
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,916
God, man, what you doing?
634
00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:32,880
Oh, get your hands off my ass, girl.
Let me go!
635
00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:35,465
Let me go, goddamn it!
636
00:37:44,763 --> 00:37:46,640
Yo, Day-Day, check it out.
637
00:37:51,060 --> 00:37:52,812
If Pinky come in and see you doing...
638
00:37:52,979 --> 00:37:55,482
...that X-Games shit off the counter,
we get fired.
639
00:37:55,648 --> 00:37:58,492
- Motherfuckers. You motherfuckers.
- What the fuck is this?
640
00:37:58,693 --> 00:38:00,616
- You motherfuckers.
- Can I help you, sir?
641
00:38:00,820 --> 00:38:02,822
Yes, what is this, huh?
642
00:38:03,031 --> 00:38:05,830
This is rock.
I can't get jiggy with this shit.
643
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:08,461
Where's your damn manager?
That Pink motherfucker.
644
00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,839
The manager's not here.
I'm running the store.
645
00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:13,462
You look like the player hater
who sold me this shit.
646
00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,469
Give me my money back now.
And I have no damn receipt.
647
00:38:16,628 --> 00:38:18,596
- Where's the cover--
-I have no damn cover.
648
00:38:18,755 --> 00:38:21,975
- Kiss my ass. So what?
- Can I see it, sir?
649
00:38:23,551 --> 00:38:26,020
You been chewing on this shit
before you came in?
650
00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,932
Bullshit, motherfucker.
You know who you're fucking with?
651
00:38:29,098 --> 00:38:32,068
- Uh, Bishop Tutu?
-Try again, motherfucker.
652
00:38:32,227 --> 00:38:35,026
- Winnie Mandela's little--
-Try again, motherfucker.
653
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:38,192
- Just an ugly black dude.
-I'll go postal on this motherfucker.
654
00:38:38,358 --> 00:38:40,527
You better get your
hostile ass out of here.
655
00:38:40,553 --> 00:38:41,227
You bitch.
656
00:38:44,322 --> 00:38:45,448
Oh, shit.
657
00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:47,288
Please.
658
00:38:47,450 --> 00:38:50,203
Don't hit me. This is John Blaze.
I can getjiggy with it.
659
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:53,005
- Get your ass out of here.
-I'm just a bitch-ass nigga.
660
00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:55,462
- Don't hit me. Please, I'm going.
- You see that?
661
00:38:57,710 --> 00:39:00,304
- How did you get out here?
- I walked.
662
00:39:00,463 --> 00:39:04,309
You walked? You can't be walking around
this white neighborhood. You look suspect.
663
00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,562
- Y'all got a notice today, certified mail.
-Oh, yeah?
664
00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:09,939
Hey, Craig, this is Roach,
my white slave Roach.
665
00:39:10,098 --> 00:39:13,523
We working around the store
doing anything I tell him to do.
666
00:39:13,685 --> 00:39:15,562
That's my cousin Craig who beat up Debo.
667
00:39:16,145 --> 00:39:17,397
What's up, bro?
668
00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,736
- What's up?
-What do we got?
669
00:39:24,112 --> 00:39:26,240
- You know what this is?
-What is it?
670
00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:28,875
Just get the phone.
You wouldn't know about this.
671
00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,751
- This is black problems.
- Pinky's.
672
00:39:32,912 --> 00:39:34,414
Yeah.
673
00:39:34,956 --> 00:39:39,257
We probably don't owe too much because
we ain't been spending money that much.
674
00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:41,637
- Oh, man.
- What?
675
00:39:41,796 --> 00:39:43,764
Say we owe 3900, by tomorrow.
676
00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,848
- Shit, man.
-How much y'all got from the lottery?
677
00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,264
I don't know. I bought some shoes.
678
00:39:50,430 --> 00:39:52,558
Man, we ain't got...
I gotta check my book.
679
00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:54,818
- Check your bank book.
-Go back here with me.
680
00:39:54,976 --> 00:39:58,196
That African might have circled
around the block or something.
681
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,568
Yeah, he's here.
682
00:40:04,444 --> 00:40:06,287
No, he's right here.
683
00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:10,621
- Two hundred and forty-seven dollars.
-That's it?
684
00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,958
- Who was that?
- This girl named D'wana.
685
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,563
She's outside. She wants
you to talk to her.
686
00:40:16,589 --> 00:40:18,651
Come here. Come on.
Get over here.
687
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:19,838
Shit.
688
00:40:38,186 --> 00:40:41,531
- What's the matter?
-D'wana brought Baby D's fat ass up here.
689
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,608
Come on, D,
let's fuck this nigga up.
690
00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,243
You know it.
691
00:40:53,868 --> 00:40:56,587
That white boy said he was in there.
692
00:40:56,913 --> 00:40:59,837
Day-Day! Don't make me break this window!
693
00:41:00,041 --> 00:41:01,964
- Craig, do me a favor.
-What?
694
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:03,719
Go out there and tell them I ain't here.
695
00:41:05,088 --> 00:41:06,135
Hell no. I ain't in it.
696
00:41:06,297 --> 00:41:07,423
You already in it.
697
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,843
Day-Day!
- I'll just go do it.
698
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,853
Get your ass back here, man.
What the fuck is you doing?
699
00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:17,017
She'll sit on your little ass.
Craig, gotta do it.
700
00:41:17,684 --> 00:41:19,527
He beat Debo ass.
701
00:41:19,686 --> 00:41:22,155
And he cold. Craig?
702
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,736
You gonna do that for me'?
703
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:26,025
Huh.
704
00:41:26,192 --> 00:41:28,194
Go ahead, man.
705
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,367
Day-Day!
- Hurry up, nigga.
706
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,873
Shut up.
707
00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:41,132
That don't look like Day-Day to me.
708
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:46,221
Open the door.
709
00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:49,636
Day-Day ain't here.
710
00:41:49,799 --> 00:41:51,722
- Who are you?
-I'm his cousin.
711
00:41:51,884 --> 00:41:53,386
We didn't come here for Day-Day.
712
00:41:53,553 --> 00:41:56,227
- Yes, you did.
-No, we didn't. We came to buy a CD.
713
00:41:56,389 --> 00:41:58,858
Now move, punk.
714
00:42:03,146 --> 00:42:05,649
These hoes ain't got no manners.
715
00:42:09,736 --> 00:42:12,660
Mm-hm, where that boy telling me
Day-Day was in here?
716
00:42:12,822 --> 00:42:16,702
I don't know. I think he went in the back
to throw away some boxes.
717
00:42:16,868 --> 00:42:20,088
- Mm-hm, well, can I look for myself?
- No, you cannot.
718
00:42:21,581 --> 00:42:24,585
- Hey, ladies.
-Where's Day-Day?
719
00:42:24,792 --> 00:42:28,012
- I thought y'all wanted to buy a CD.
-I do.
720
00:42:28,171 --> 00:42:30,924
Can you, um, show me
where the jazz section is?
721
00:42:31,090 --> 00:42:32,592
Jazz?
722
00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:38,732
You know damn well
you don't wanna hear no jazz. Come on.
723
00:42:39,682 --> 00:42:42,777
Mm-hm, I know y'all playing games.
724
00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:46,026
If Day-Day come back,
tell him I need to see him...
725
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,738
...because the child-caring classes start
on Wednesday.
726
00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:51,369
Come on, D. I ain't got time for this shit.
727
00:42:51,527 --> 00:42:53,370
Wait a minute.
Ain't your restroom this way?
728
00:42:53,529 --> 00:42:56,624
I gotta pee. You better have toilet paper.
The seat better be down.
729
00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,498
- Damn!
- Here he is! Baby D, he in here!
730
00:42:59,660 --> 00:43:02,254
Here, Baby D! Get him!
731
00:43:03,915 --> 00:43:05,258
Goddamn.
732
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,089
Come on, girl,
you better go on with the bullshit.
733
00:43:11,255 --> 00:43:12,472
Do something about it!
734
00:43:13,174 --> 00:43:15,973
Why don't y'all do something
about this shit?
735
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:23,939
- Come on, man!
-She moves well for a big girl.
736
00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:31,155
You better quit the bullshit.
737
00:43:31,359 --> 00:43:33,887
- Man, you better stop
running from that girl.
738
00:43:33,913 --> 00:43:34,934
Fuck you!
739
00:43:35,071 --> 00:43:37,995
Go on, Big Baby D.
D'wana, I don't even like you like that.
740
00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:40,000
- Man, somebody call Jenny Craig.
-Hello.
741
00:43:40,159 --> 00:43:43,288
- Put a hit out on this fat bitch.
- Remember me?
742
00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:46,503
Hell yeah, I remember you.
743
00:43:46,666 --> 00:43:49,670
I'm so sorry about what my brothers
did to you this morning.
744
00:43:49,836 --> 00:43:51,304
They're just assholes.
745
00:43:51,462 --> 00:43:53,339
You don't have to apologize
for your brothers.
746
00:43:56,008 --> 00:43:58,136
I wanted to give you this.
747
00:43:58,302 --> 00:44:00,270
If my brothers weren't
so overprotective...
748
00:44:00,429 --> 00:44:02,405
...I'd have you call
the house, but for
749
00:44:02,431 --> 00:44:04,209
now, page me when
you get a chance.
750
00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,694
- I'll do that.
-Better sooner than later.
751
00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,355
- Yeah?
-Yeah.
752
00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,023
Shit, it might be tonight.
753
00:44:10,189 --> 00:44:12,032
Get your ass back! Go on, girl!
754
00:44:14,235 --> 00:44:16,408
Baby D, go home with the bullshit!
755
00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:21,121
Now, you ain't gonna catch me,
as usual, Baby D.
756
00:44:21,284 --> 00:44:24,834
Come on, let's make a deal while we can.
You're not gonna catch me.
757
00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:27,340
What you want?
Another Big Pun CD? Kelly Price?
758
00:44:27,498 --> 00:44:29,216
- Luther Vandross?
-Hell no.
759
00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,011
- That ain't gonna do? How about that?
-Uh-uh.
760
00:44:32,461 --> 00:44:35,385
Just like you had in jail,
the Commissary, without the wrapper.
761
00:44:35,548 --> 00:44:37,050
You can get to it quick.
762
00:44:37,258 --> 00:44:40,387
- I'm on a diet.
-No, your fat ass ain't.
763
00:44:40,553 --> 00:44:42,647
Yeah. Taste it, Baby D.
764
00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,775
Yeah, that's good! Eat that--
765
00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:50,063
- Your cousin Craig, hook us up.
-That's it'?
766
00:44:51,522 --> 00:44:54,196
Just tell him to come over here
and talk to me.
767
00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:59,406
- And I can go free?
-Go before I change my mind!
768
00:45:04,660 --> 00:45:06,128
What happened?
769
00:45:06,287 --> 00:45:09,666
Made a deal.
All you gotta do is go over there.
770
00:45:09,832 --> 00:45:13,086
- You gotta go over and talk to her.
-What you mean, "Talk to her?"
771
00:45:13,252 --> 00:45:15,420
Go holler at her. She
want to talk to you.
772
00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:16,201
Talk to me?
773
00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:21,894
Go talk to her. Mother love. Fat...
774
00:45:25,223 --> 00:45:26,770
I'm gone.
775
00:45:27,934 --> 00:45:30,278
- Come on!
Day-Day, I'm gonna kill your ass!
776
00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:32,564
You gotta come outside sometime!
777
00:45:34,023 --> 00:45:38,028
See, I done told you. I done told you.
778
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:40,534
You know.
779
00:45:40,696 --> 00:45:42,243
Why y'all let her do this shit?
780
00:45:43,574 --> 00:45:45,747
- Ah! What was that?
-You don't wanna know.
781
00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:49,581
- Thanks a lot, Craig.
- Look.
782
00:45:49,747 --> 00:45:51,966
We cousins,
but don't be trying to hook me up...
783
00:45:52,124 --> 00:45:54,877
...with the little sister
that's bigger than the big sister.
784
00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:58,469
- Fat bitches need love too, Craig.
- For sure.
785
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:04,721
Oh, no. Oh, no.
786
00:46:04,887 --> 00:46:07,310
Oh, man, no.
787
00:46:07,473 --> 00:46:09,771
Oh, my stomach. Hey!
788
00:46:09,934 --> 00:46:11,811
Say, let me get by!
789
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:15,569
Too much hot sauce.
Damn, I gotta go to the bathroom.
790
00:46:15,731 --> 00:46:16,823
Uh-oh.
791
00:46:18,276 --> 00:46:21,405
Oh, I gotta go to the bathroom. Ugh.
792
00:46:23,572 --> 00:46:26,496
Come on, let me over. Let me over.
793
00:46:26,659 --> 00:46:28,661
Somebody help me, please!
Help me, please!
794
00:46:28,828 --> 00:46:31,001
Uh-oh. Oh, no, too much traffic.
795
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,882
What's this traffic doing? Oh, no.
796
00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:37,170
Hey, y'all, move over!
Move up! Move up! Move! Everybody, move!
797
00:46:41,424 --> 00:46:43,017
Day-Day.
798
00:46:45,386 --> 00:46:48,435
- Worst day of my life.
-Damn, you sad, Day-Day.
799
00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:50,858
I know how you're feeling, man.
800
00:46:51,017 --> 00:46:54,442
If I had my bong on me right now, dude,
I'd let you toke till you choke.
801
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:56,025
I got this, though.
802
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:04,452
- What's that green shit hanging out?
-That's chronic, dude. Try it.
803
00:47:05,698 --> 00:47:10,579
I ain't got no bong
or no bullshit brownie but, uh, voilá.
804
00:47:10,745 --> 00:47:12,497
Whoa.
805
00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:14,840
I'm the one with the problems!
806
00:47:16,500 --> 00:47:18,628
- Shit.
- Hey, enjoy, man.
807
00:47:22,965 --> 00:47:25,343
Better open that window
before the smell get out, huh?
808
00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:28,137
- None of these windows work in here.
- I got an idea.
809
00:47:28,304 --> 00:47:32,400
It's just a theory of mine,
but I think it should work. Check this out.
810
00:47:37,938 --> 00:47:39,861
- Blow?
-Yeah, blow.
811
00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:42,652
- That ain't gonna work.
-Fuck, yeah.
812
00:47:48,074 --> 00:47:50,918
- It works.
-Still gonna smell it.
813
00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,750
Uh-uh, watch.
814
00:48:02,213 --> 00:48:03,681
Hey, stop bullshitting!
815
00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:12,022
- Stop bullshitting!
-My fault, my fault. Heh.
816
00:48:12,181 --> 00:48:16,277
You better stop fucking playing so much!
Almost sucked my motherfucking lip up!
817
00:48:51,804 --> 00:48:53,477
Look here, baby.
818
00:48:53,639 --> 00:48:56,017
You hitting them corners too goddamn fast.
819
00:48:56,183 --> 00:48:58,777
You need to slow this motherfucker down,
understand?
820
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:02,691
I almost spilled my yak
on this $200 suit, nigga.
821
00:49:03,190 --> 00:49:06,410
Come on, baby, get it together. Damn.
822
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:10,865
Yeah, whatever, motherfucker.
823
00:49:24,795 --> 00:49:26,672
Shit.
824
00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:39,439
Heh, Roach, what you doing?
825
00:49:46,984 --> 00:49:48,952
I caught a bad one again.
826
00:49:49,111 --> 00:49:50,579
You busters is bitches
827
00:49:50,738 --> 00:49:53,867
You can't get your money from your bitches
You busters is bitches
828
00:49:54,033 --> 00:49:57,537
- Get back!
-Stop that bullshit, man!
829
00:49:57,703 --> 00:50:00,047
This vacuum shit don't work, man.
830
00:50:00,206 --> 00:50:02,049
Man, don't grab on Pinky's shit like that.
831
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,882
You company man.
832
00:50:06,045 --> 00:50:08,719
"Don't grab on Pinky's shit like that."
833
00:50:08,881 --> 00:50:10,724
- Nigga, this is how I--
-Pinky?
834
00:50:10,883 --> 00:50:14,604
Pinky. He used to be a player.
Pinky-- I heard about Pinky--
835
00:50:14,762 --> 00:50:16,514
Where the bathroom at?
836
00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:18,182
Go to the right.
837
00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:21,228
Man. Don't do that, man!
You gonna burn my Pinky shirt up!
838
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:24,146
Nigga, I was just gonna get a promotion.
839
00:50:24,313 --> 00:50:26,566
You about to burn--
840
00:50:27,399 --> 00:50:29,652
Light an incense in there too.
841
00:50:29,818 --> 00:50:33,743
You stanky, booty-ass, little boy.
What's up, Roach?
842
00:50:33,906 --> 00:50:35,499
You all right? You bust your shit?
843
00:50:37,535 --> 00:50:39,412
Don't move.
844
00:50:42,081 --> 00:50:46,507
I'll blow your goddamn head
smooth off.
845
00:50:47,294 --> 00:50:49,296
Now, back up.
846
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,090
Slowly.
847
00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,643
Don't say a word.
848
00:50:56,095 --> 00:50:58,894
Hey, man--
I said, don't say a word.
849
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:01,062
Craig went to take a doo-doo.
850
00:51:01,225 --> 00:51:04,946
You ain't seen him getting nothing...
Nothing to, uh, trying to make it--
851
00:51:05,104 --> 00:51:07,948
- He miss?
-He do nothing to make it fresh in there.
852
00:51:08,148 --> 00:51:09,195
Come on.
853
00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:13,321
Little motherfucker gonna try to rob me.
854
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:17,082
Well, I'm gonna show you
how we do it up here in Pinky's, nigga.
855
00:51:17,533 --> 00:51:19,911
- I wasn't trying to rob--
-Shut up!
856
00:51:20,077 --> 00:51:22,796
Before I bust a cap up in your ass.
857
00:51:22,955 --> 00:51:25,799
Now, what you done done
with Day-Day and Roach?
858
00:51:26,292 --> 00:51:28,795
- Day-Day is my--
-Shut up!
859
00:51:30,129 --> 00:51:32,382
Now, who sent you, nigga?
860
00:51:33,465 --> 00:51:36,969
- Nobody sent--
-Say another motherfucking word...
861
00:51:37,136 --> 00:51:39,059
...and this shit is over!
862
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:41,599
And I ain't playing, nigga!
863
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:44,647
Now...
864
00:51:45,811 --> 00:51:48,280
...you ain't got no gun...
865
00:51:48,647 --> 00:51:50,649
...but where the weed at?
866
00:51:50,816 --> 00:51:53,660
- I ain't got no--
-Shut the fuck-- Shut...
867
00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,330
Did I say--? No!
868
00:51:56,488 --> 00:52:00,413
Oh, shit, say it again! Say something else!
Oh!
869
00:52:00,576 --> 00:52:04,080
Say something else!
Say something else, nigga!
870
00:52:05,205 --> 00:52:07,958
I'm gonna tie your monkey ass up.
871
00:52:08,751 --> 00:52:09,798
Oh, shit!
872
00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,180
He been doo-dooing a long time.
873
00:52:17,343 --> 00:52:19,812
When he was a kid,
he doo-dooed in church.
874
00:52:19,970 --> 00:52:24,350
The pastor was the only one that could
stay in there through the blessings of God.
875
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:26,564
I got your ass! I got your ass!
876
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:29,362
Oh, shit.
877
00:52:35,778 --> 00:52:37,872
Craig doo-dooed in the swimming pool.
878
00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:41,409
- We were swimming when we were little.
-Did it float up like a submarine?
879
00:52:41,575 --> 00:52:44,203
I was swimming
and I thought it was a chocolate payday.
880
00:52:44,370 --> 00:52:48,045
I was swimming like a motherfucker
and something just went:
881
00:52:48,207 --> 00:52:49,550
And it kind of hit my...
882
00:52:52,169 --> 00:52:54,046
I got this motherfucker.
883
00:52:54,213 --> 00:52:56,932
No, no, no! Hell no!
884
00:52:58,759 --> 00:53:01,262
Gonna blow up where I make my money at.
885
00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:03,226
Is he coming?
886
00:53:03,389 --> 00:53:06,359
Let me tell you something, bro.
Can I say something to you?
887
00:53:06,517 --> 00:53:09,896
- I love you, man.
-Either be smoking or be passing that.
888
00:53:21,281 --> 00:53:24,034
I got to think of a way
to get this money by tomorrow.
889
00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,248
Huh?
890
00:53:25,411 --> 00:53:27,209
I gotta think of a way to get-- "Huh?"
891
00:53:27,371 --> 00:53:29,840
I gotta think
of a way to get this money by tomorrow.
892
00:53:29,998 --> 00:53:33,923
- You could sell your Beamer.
-I can do what?
893
00:53:34,086 --> 00:53:35,884
- Sell your car.
-Sell your mama's car.
894
00:53:36,046 --> 00:53:38,140
I'm not selling my car for this, man.
895
00:53:38,298 --> 00:53:41,598
- My bad.
-Yeah. Don't say nothing like that.
896
00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:44,100
- I know you love that car.
-Hell, yeah.
897
00:53:44,263 --> 00:53:45,640
Look, I gotta think of a plan.
898
00:53:45,806 --> 00:53:49,686
Man, I hope Craig got some kind of plan
while he in there taking a shit.
899
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:52,480
- He in there a long time.
-Yeah, he in there a long time.
900
00:53:52,646 --> 00:53:55,240
Let's go clean up, man,
before Pinky get back.
901
00:53:57,109 --> 00:53:58,861
Oh.
902
00:53:59,194 --> 00:54:01,788
What's up, baby? Come on, young blood.
903
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:03,415
- Don't kill me, man.
-Shut up!
904
00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:08,872
I been trying to tell your ass
that Day-Day's my cousin.
905
00:54:09,037 --> 00:54:12,132
- He in the back.
-Whatever you say, baby. Whatever you say.
906
00:54:12,291 --> 00:54:13,808
I swear to God, man.
907
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:17,322
The combination to the
safe is 34-6-27, man.
908
00:54:17,463 --> 00:54:20,216
Just take it all, baby. It's all yours.
Just don't kill me.
909
00:54:20,382 --> 00:54:22,621
I got kids. I got a
motherfucking girlfriend.
910
00:54:22,647 --> 00:54:23,911
I got a wife on the side.
911
00:54:24,052 --> 00:54:25,144
Shut up!
912
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,941
Don't kill me. Goddamn, don't kill me.
913
00:54:31,727 --> 00:54:35,152
- Craig, what you doing?
-Nothing.
914
00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:37,157
- Day-Day.
- Huh?
915
00:54:38,192 --> 00:54:39,409
Is this your cousin?
916
00:54:39,568 --> 00:54:42,947
- Yeah, that's my cousin.
-Good. Then you fired.
917
00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:45,165
- Who, me?
- Yeah, you.
918
00:54:45,324 --> 00:54:47,497
- I'm fired'?
-And, Roach, you fired too.
919
00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,661
- Why you gotta fire me for, Pinky?
- Shut up!
920
00:54:51,330 --> 00:54:52,502
Shut up!
921
00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:54,629
You better keep your goddamn mouth shut!
922
00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:55,839
Bobby Womack.
923
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:58,504
I heard that shit.
Say it again. Say it again.
924
00:54:58,670 --> 00:55:00,513
Shit!
925
00:55:02,758 --> 00:55:03,850
And you lucky, nigga.
926
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,013
I was just fixing to get up in your ass.
927
00:55:07,179 --> 00:55:10,774
Give me my motherfucking pistol.
Get the fuck up out of my store.
928
00:55:10,933 --> 00:55:12,810
- That's some bullshit.
- Shut up!
929
00:55:13,602 --> 00:55:15,400
Punk ass.
930
00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:18,691
Trying to rob me. Nigga, I'm Pinky.
931
00:55:20,025 --> 00:55:23,120
Shit, that nigga had me scared,
but I held my own. Fuck that.
932
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:25,823
Fat bitches busting my windows
all the time.
933
00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:30,123
I knew you shouldn't...
When you going home?
934
00:55:30,285 --> 00:55:32,003
D's saying.
935
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:36,884
In a strange way, I feel responsible
for Day-Da y getting fired.
936
00:55:37,042 --> 00:55:40,797
If I wouldn't have fought Pinky
and gave Day-Day that joint...
937
00:55:40,963 --> 00:55:43,261
...he'd still have a job by now.
938
00:55:43,423 --> 00:55:44,970
Roach too.
939
00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:46,555
That's true.
940
00:55:46,718 --> 00:55:48,846
Got to think of something.
941
00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:52,061
- Fat bitch bust my windows.
-As soon as he shut the fuck up.
942
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:56,650
You ain't even help me. You sit there
and watched her do the shit, Craig.
943
00:55:57,396 --> 00:56:00,400
You better quit hanging around
black people. You see how we live?
944
00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:04,070
We live wild. We live rough.
I'm telling you.
945
00:56:32,598 --> 00:56:34,350
Daddy, I didn't know you had titties.
946
00:56:35,934 --> 00:56:39,154
We got, uh, a certified this
in the mail today.
947
00:56:43,901 --> 00:56:45,278
And I got fired today.
948
00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:50,033
Unh, my head, Daddy!
949
00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:55,204
Mr. White Man, tell me what happened.
What's up there?
950
00:56:55,370 --> 00:56:58,624
Mister, I gotta go help my son.
Let me over, please. Let me over.
951
00:56:58,790 --> 00:57:02,465
I gotta help myself too.
I got a burning in my stomach.
952
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:05,593
Oh, my stomach hurts. Oh, man.
953
00:57:05,756 --> 00:57:08,054
Officer, please. Don't just drive past me.
954
00:57:08,216 --> 00:57:09,342
Officer!
955
00:57:09,509 --> 00:57:11,978
How long we gotta ride
in this stupid-ass van anyway?
956
00:57:12,179 --> 00:57:13,897
Fuck, I don't know. Shut up, man!
957
00:57:14,056 --> 00:57:15,985
Raise your hand if you
want to talk to me!
958
00:57:16,011 --> 00:57:16,504
Ow, ow.
959
00:57:17,225 --> 00:57:19,478
Man, what we gonna do?
960
00:57:19,811 --> 00:57:22,155
- I don't know yet.
-Tsk.
961
00:57:22,314 --> 00:57:23,816
I know what I'm gonna do.
962
00:57:24,024 --> 00:57:25,822
I'm going home and face the music.
963
00:57:25,984 --> 00:57:29,284
My dad finds out I got fired again, man,
he's gonna kick my ass.
964
00:57:29,446 --> 00:57:32,791
- Sorry about today.
-Yeah, me too. Later.
965
00:57:40,958 --> 00:57:43,882
- My board!
- Get the board! Get the board!
966
00:57:49,424 --> 00:57:51,017
My skateboard.
967
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:54,100
Let's play some quarters and shit.
Hey, don't forget the chips.
968
00:57:56,515 --> 00:57:59,815
- What the fuck you looking at, ése?
-Nothing. I...
969
00:58:02,104 --> 00:58:05,199
- You broke my board.
-It shouldn't have been in the street.
970
00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:09,612
Take me to Judge Judy, puto. Let's go.
971
00:58:09,778 --> 00:58:12,782
- Who the fuck are those guys, Day-Day'?
-Let it go, man. Trust me.
972
00:58:12,948 --> 00:58:15,246
I ain't letting shit go.
They broke my skateboard!
973
00:58:15,409 --> 00:58:18,754
- Let it go! Trust me.
-Wait a minute. Wait, wait, wait! Look.
974
00:58:21,123 --> 00:58:23,091
- You see that?
- I ain't see nothing.
975
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:25,719
Must be money or something
in that hydraulic pump.
976
00:58:25,877 --> 00:58:27,254
Yeah, air.
977
00:58:28,130 --> 00:58:31,384
It's something better than air.
I could tell how funny he act.
978
00:58:31,550 --> 00:58:35,054
Hey, how's it going, boy?
Come here. Yeah, boy, come here-- Ooh.
979
00:58:35,220 --> 00:58:37,268
Hey, what are you doing?
Get the fuck off me!
980
00:58:37,431 --> 00:58:39,900
How do you know'?
It could be anything in that pump.
981
00:58:40,100 --> 00:58:43,730
I don't know. It could be anything, but
I say we go over there and take a look.
982
00:58:43,895 --> 00:58:45,238
I say you go by yourself.
983
00:58:45,397 --> 00:58:48,651
I'm not fucking with them.
Y'all go over there and tag team.
984
00:58:48,817 --> 00:58:52,162
All we need is a big-ass pack of bologna.
985
00:58:52,904 --> 00:58:54,451
Bologna?
986
00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:55,740
Yeah, bologna.
987
00:58:56,575 --> 00:58:59,419
Want me to get cheese and a hot plate?
We can cook over there.
988
00:58:59,578 --> 00:59:01,421
Soon as we get over there.
Get something to eat.
989
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:03,753
- Man, just go get the bologna.
- Man, shit.
990
00:59:03,915 --> 00:59:05,258
Hurry up.
991
00:59:09,254 --> 00:59:12,758
Is that a gas station over there?
Here we go. That's a gas station.
992
00:59:14,801 --> 00:59:17,099
Hey, get out the way, man. Come on! Move.
993
00:59:17,262 --> 00:59:18,764
This fool can't drive for shit.
994
00:59:19,598 --> 00:59:24,604
Guess I'm gonna have to kill that dad
of his too, when I get through with Craig.
995
00:59:24,811 --> 00:59:27,690
Hey, man, get out the way!
Get out of the way! Hurry up!
996
00:59:27,856 --> 00:59:29,529
I got some business to take care of!
997
00:59:29,691 --> 00:59:32,114
- Fuck you, asshole!
- I hope the bathroom is clean.
998
00:59:32,319 --> 00:59:35,539
If it ain't, I don't give a damn.
999
00:59:35,697 --> 00:59:38,792
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, me.
1000
00:59:38,992 --> 00:59:44,123
Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, oh, oh.
1001
00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:46,667
Damn. I knew I shouldn't have eaten
all that hot sauce.
1002
00:59:46,833 --> 00:59:50,428
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
1003
00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:54,809
Sabu! I've seen all your movies, man.
Oh, you bad.
1004
00:59:54,966 --> 00:59:57,719
Riding that magic carpet.
They ain't got to worry about no gas.
1005
00:59:57,886 --> 01:00:01,311
Ha, ha. Can I get the key to the bathroom?
I don't wanna buy no hubcap.
1006
01:00:01,473 --> 01:00:02,975
Here it is.
1007
01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:06,566
And say hello to Qaddafi for me.
1008
01:00:07,145 --> 01:00:09,773
Oh, boy, oh, ooh.
1009
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:12,534
Oh, boy. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
1010
01:00:12,692 --> 01:00:13,739
- Hey!
- Hey!
1011
01:00:13,902 --> 01:00:16,030
Come on out of there!
I got an emergency here!
1012
01:00:16,196 --> 01:00:17,539
- Hold on!
- Come on, man!
1013
01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:22,915
- Come on out of there.
-Who's banging on this frigging door?
1014
01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,705
- Mr. Jones.
-Stanley?
1015
01:00:24,871 --> 01:00:27,169
- Uh, hi, how are you?
-What are you doing here?
1016
01:00:27,332 --> 01:00:30,836
I'm looking for a new house out here.
I have to move out of the 'hood.
1017
01:00:31,002 --> 01:00:33,471
- The crime is really getting bad.
-Yeah, I gotta go.
1018
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:37,680
I wouldn't recommend that anybody
go in there for at least 35, 45 minutes.
1019
01:00:37,843 --> 01:00:41,473
-It's smelling pretty bad.
-Get the fuck out of my face!
1020
01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:48,737
Oh, Lord! Damn it. Ooh. Ooh. Whoo-ooh.
1021
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:55,244
Thank God. Whew.
1022
01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:00,661
Come on. Stay down.
1023
01:01:04,202 --> 01:01:06,204
- Y'all ready?
- No.
1024
01:01:06,371 --> 01:01:07,839
Come on.
1025
01:01:11,042 --> 01:01:13,044
There's Joker! Run! Goddamn it! Run!
1026
01:01:13,211 --> 01:01:14,713
Joker
1027
01:01:17,591 --> 01:01:19,514
I don't see nobody.
1028
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,178
Come on.
1029
01:01:23,263 --> 01:01:24,856
Hurry UP-
1030
01:01:28,727 --> 01:01:30,354
Nice booty. Oh.
1031
01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:33,524
You know I do, papi. Ha, ha.
1032
01:01:34,733 --> 01:01:38,408
- Where you going, baby?
- Right over here. Whoo! Ha, ha.
1033
01:01:38,570 --> 01:01:40,743
I'm nervous, man. I got the BGs.
1034
01:01:40,906 --> 01:01:43,910
- What's the BGs?
-The bubble guts.
1035
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:46,794
I'm nervous
and I'm about to shit on myself.
1036
01:01:46,953 --> 01:01:49,672
Keep a tight ass, Day-Day.
Try and hold it in or something.
1037
01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:50,878
Shut up.
1038
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:53,260
That sound like butterflies to me.
1039
01:01:53,418 --> 01:01:55,466
Butterflies, your ass.
I'm about to go home.
1040
01:01:55,629 --> 01:02:00,180
Look, look. If we don't go do this,
you ain't gonna have no home to go to.
1041
01:02:00,342 --> 01:02:04,142
Now, all we gotta do is find out
where the little one put that pump...
1042
01:02:04,304 --> 01:02:06,523
...take it and see what's in it.
1043
01:02:06,681 --> 01:02:10,481
You're in the Kentucky Derby.
How do you take this off?
1044
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:14,898
Oh, shit.
1045
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:19,111
Go, Flea Biscuit. Go, Flea Biscuit.
1046
01:02:19,277 --> 01:02:21,496
Thought you were gonna take me
to see Mommy.
1047
01:02:21,988 --> 01:02:25,788
Uh, as you can see,
I'm a little preoccupied right now.
1048
01:02:26,576 --> 01:02:27,623
I'll take you later.
1049
01:02:27,827 --> 01:02:29,704
When? After you're all drunk and loaded?
1050
01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:32,215
I said I'll take your stupid ass later,
all right?
1051
01:02:32,374 --> 01:02:34,672
Get the fuck out of here.
You're ruining my company.
1052
01:02:42,217 --> 01:02:45,061
- What's this silver thing right here?
- What silver thing?
1053
01:02:47,264 --> 01:02:50,734
We forgot to count that shit. Hey, get up.
1054
01:02:50,892 --> 01:02:52,986
Business first.
1055
01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:55,067
Hey, Baby Joker, come on.
1056
01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:57,278
Forgot about the business.
1057
01:02:58,275 --> 01:03:02,906
Roach, I need you to occupy that dog long
enough for me and Day-Day to take a look.
1058
01:03:03,071 --> 01:03:05,915
No, man. Me and dogs
don't get along, bro.
1059
01:03:06,074 --> 01:03:09,294
- Well, get along with this one.
-Oh, shit. What's his name?
1060
01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:13,047
Cheeco. You've got to go ahead of us.
Don't get seen.
1061
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:15,709
And for damn sure,
don't let that mutt out your sight.
1062
01:03:15,875 --> 01:03:17,297
Go, go, go!
1063
01:03:17,460 --> 01:03:21,806
- We scored today, fool.
-Yeah!
1064
01:03:21,965 --> 01:03:25,265
- What's that on my leg?
-What is that, dog'?
1065
01:03:25,427 --> 01:03:28,101
Forget it. I think it's yogurt
or something.
1066
01:03:34,894 --> 01:03:36,692
Cheeco.
1067
01:03:37,063 --> 01:03:38,440
Here, Cheeco.
1068
01:03:39,649 --> 01:03:41,492
Cheeco.
1069
01:03:45,113 --> 01:03:47,707
Get off my ass, man.
1070
01:03:51,536 --> 01:03:53,959
You guys are better
than the Soul Train dancers.
1071
01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:57,376
Look at them tig old bitties. God!
1072
01:03:57,542 --> 01:04:00,887
Come on. Let's go. Get up.
1073
01:04:02,589 --> 01:04:06,219
- All right, go first.
-No.
1074
01:04:06,384 --> 01:04:08,136
- Go first.
-No, nigga, you go first.
1075
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:10,647
I'm not going first.
1076
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:13,433
If you don't hit that fence,
I'm gonna throw you over.
1077
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:15,568
Nigga, I'm not. We ain't little no more.
1078
01:04:15,727 --> 01:04:19,903
That's the thing about it.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
1079
01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,409
- What you talking about? We ain't little?
-Come on.
1080
01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,569
- What?
-Come on, nigga.
1081
01:04:25,445 --> 01:04:28,540
- It ain't like that.
-Get your ass up.
1082
01:04:44,172 --> 01:04:45,924
- Stop playing.
- I broke a butt cheek.
1083
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,890
- Come on.
- Shit, man.
1084
01:04:49,052 --> 01:04:52,477
What, man? Fuck.
1085
01:04:55,850 --> 01:04:59,445
Come here, boy. Come on, Cheeco.
1086
01:04:59,604 --> 01:05:01,527
Be a good boy.
1087
01:05:02,857 --> 01:05:04,109
Okay! Oh, shit.
1088
01:05:06,027 --> 01:05:08,780
- Oh, shit.
-Hey, hey. Wait.
1089
01:05:12,992 --> 01:05:15,745
- Just count the money.
- He's still over there.
1090
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,006
- Hundreds, 50s.
- Roach still got him.
1091
01:05:21,960 --> 01:05:25,339
- What do we do with these ones?
-Fuck it. Give it to charity.
1092
01:05:25,505 --> 01:05:27,726
Fuck. Charity
starts in la casa.
1093
01:05:27,752 --> 01:05:29,626
We can give
it to the bitches.
1094
01:05:29,759 --> 01:05:30,931
It is money in that pump.
1095
01:05:31,094 --> 01:05:32,220
- It is?
- Yeah.
1096
01:05:32,387 --> 01:05:35,391
Good boy. Come on. Here you go.
1097
01:05:35,557 --> 01:05:36,809
Good boy. Good boy.
1098
01:05:37,934 --> 01:05:42,781
Good boy. I got some good bologna
for you. Good boy. Good boy.
1099
01:05:42,939 --> 01:05:45,158
Eat it all up. Eat it all up. Okay.
1100
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,702
Cheeco, you ate it all up.
1101
01:05:49,612 --> 01:05:51,205
Okay, okay. Cheeco.
1102
01:05:53,992 --> 01:05:56,245
Hey, is that Cheeco?
What's wrong with him?
1103
01:05:56,411 --> 01:05:59,506
I don't know. That dog got issues.
1104
01:06:00,999 --> 01:06:03,923
So, what's wrong with my perro?
Whafd you do to my dog, fool?
1105
01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:05,962
Nothing.
1106
01:06:06,796 --> 01:06:08,264
Just keep counting the money.
1107
01:06:08,423 --> 01:06:09,925
- Hey, foolios.
-Hey!
1108
01:06:11,176 --> 01:06:14,976
Hey, fuck that shit, holmes. Do it later.
You know, it's fucking Friday.
1109
01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:17,766
We got fucking bitches.
And it's fucking time to party.
1110
01:06:17,932 --> 01:06:20,856
Shut the door. What's wrong with you?
Don't you got no manners?
1111
01:06:21,019 --> 01:06:22,896
- What's wrong with you?
-Fucking snapper.
1112
01:06:23,062 --> 01:06:26,566
We're not gonna close the door
until you come out and party with us.
1113
01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:34,037
Let me think about it. Count my money,
party with bitches.
1114
01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,873
Hundreds and fifties, big-ass titties.
1115
01:06:38,161 --> 01:06:42,712
Count the green,
get in between those titties.
1116
01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:46,799
- Let's party, holmes!
-Come on, fool!
1117
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,884
Put that shit in the drawer, holmes.
1118
01:06:50,048 --> 01:06:53,018
I'm in the mood to getjiggy with it.
I wanna party.
1119
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:55,019
Aztec warrior. Aztec warrior.
1120
01:07:03,811 --> 01:07:06,610
He put it in a drawer. I'm gonna go get it.
1121
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:09,697
You want me to wait here
so Cheeco can bite me in my ass?
1122
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:13,204
- Yeah!
-I'm going. I'm not doing nothing.
1123
01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:15,206
- What?
-I'm gonna tell you one more time.
1124
01:07:15,365 --> 01:07:18,414
- Sit your ass down.
-Get your finger out of my...
1125
01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:33,053
Damn.
1126
01:07:33,216 --> 01:07:35,344
Yeah, yeah.
1127
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:38,184
You got that Ricky Martin CD,
holmes'? I love him.
1128
01:07:38,346 --> 01:07:41,816
He's a musical god.
He's good for my people.
1129
01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:45,275
Come on. All right. I wanna dance.
1130
01:07:45,436 --> 01:07:46,938
Damn.
1131
01:07:56,739 --> 01:07:58,662
Calm down. I got something for you.
1132
01:07:58,825 --> 01:08:02,455
Got a treat. You're gonna like this.
1133
01:08:02,620 --> 01:08:04,372
I got a little bud brownie.
1134
01:08:04,539 --> 01:08:06,962
Here. Just eat the whole thing.
Just eat it all up.
1135
01:08:07,125 --> 01:08:10,925
Good boy. Eat it up. Eat it up. Eat it up.
1136
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:14,136
Good dog. Good dog.
1137
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:21,181
We're gonna party now.
1138
01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:24,939
What the fuck'?
1139
01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:28,230
Hey, who locked the fucking door, huh?
1140
01:08:28,396 --> 01:08:29,818
I don't like locked doors!
1141
01:08:29,981 --> 01:08:32,734
They make me crazy and shit!
I was locked up, ése!
1142
01:08:32,900 --> 01:08:36,074
Pass the wire! Pass the wire!
I don't want no grilled cheese.
1143
01:08:36,237 --> 01:08:39,616
No, Leroy, I'm bilingual!
There's a difference.
1144
01:08:39,782 --> 01:08:43,787
No more locked doors!
1145
01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:52,136
No more locked doors around here,
you hear me?
1146
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:53,968
What you been eating, girl?
1147
01:08:54,130 --> 01:08:57,384
- Ugh, nothing but light beer for you.
-Ha, ha.
1148
01:08:59,385 --> 01:09:02,013
- I like it rough.
- Oh, you do, huh?
1149
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,603
Good, because that's how
you're gonna get it.
1150
01:09:15,610 --> 01:09:18,033
- What are you doing?
-Huh?
1151
01:09:19,405 --> 01:09:20,531
What are you doing here?
1152
01:09:20,740 --> 01:09:23,493
Look, I hope you don't think I'm crazy.
1153
01:09:23,660 --> 01:09:26,709
I snuck in here to show you
that I wasn't scared of your brothers.
1154
01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:30,466
And, uh, if you had a man like me
in your life...
1155
01:09:30,625 --> 01:09:32,969
...you wouldn't have
to be scared of them neither.
1156
01:09:33,127 --> 01:09:36,051
What? So you snuck in my room
to tell me that?
1157
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,516
- Yeah, I did.
- Karla?
1158
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:40,309
Excuse me.
1159
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:43,642
- Hey, who you talking to?
-Nobody!
1160
01:09:43,805 --> 01:09:47,526
- I heard a vato's voice in here.
-No, you didn't. Get out of my room.
1161
01:09:47,684 --> 01:09:50,028
Go back to your stupid little girlfriends.
1162
01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:51,403
I'm telling Morn.
1163
01:09:51,562 --> 01:09:55,487
Good boy. Feel that? Good dog.
1164
01:09:57,110 --> 01:09:59,363
Lay down. That's a good boy. Lay down.
1165
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:03,375
Yeah, you're a good boy. Cheeco, Cheeco.
1166
01:10:03,991 --> 01:10:05,709
You are a good dog.
1167
01:10:07,870 --> 01:10:09,918
Oh, I'm gonna do you good.
1168
01:10:10,081 --> 01:10:11,833
I'm gonna give it to you rough.
1169
01:10:11,999 --> 01:10:13,125
Here's Johnny.
1170
01:10:14,001 --> 01:10:16,129
I call him Mini-Me.
1171
01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:18,593
Oh, I'm gonna do you
like American Me, baby.
1172
01:10:18,756 --> 01:10:21,726
Don't look at me.
Don't look at me, little puppy.
1173
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,932
Can I get a whoa, whoa.
1174
01:10:24,095 --> 01:10:27,520
Oh, I'm an Aztec warrior, aah!
1175
01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:33,317
Bring your ass home, Craig.
1176
01:10:33,479 --> 01:10:34,605
Come on.
1177
01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:36,615
Hey, I'm cold. I'll close the window.
1178
01:10:39,610 --> 01:10:42,363
Oh, shit. Ugh!
1179
01:10:47,744 --> 01:10:50,543
Motherfuckers can't fuck with me.
I'm a player. I'm a player!
1180
01:10:52,749 --> 01:10:55,172
Like I was saying, Cheeco...
1181
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:58,467
Are you listening?
1182
01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:01,049
Oh.
1183
01:11:02,133 --> 01:11:04,010
We don't need this shit.
1184
01:11:04,177 --> 01:11:06,726
A guy like me and a dog like you...
1185
01:11:06,888 --> 01:11:08,982
...we ought to be in Maui...
1186
01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:13,145
...renting Jet Skis to fat fucks
with flower shirts.
1187
01:11:18,691 --> 01:11:20,989
That'd be the good life.
1188
01:11:21,152 --> 01:11:24,076
Take you with me wherever I go, Cheeco.
1189
01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:29,327
- I love you, Cheeco. It'll work.
-Come on.
1190
01:11:29,494 --> 01:11:32,043
- Where's Craig?
-He's in the house still.
1191
01:11:32,205 --> 01:11:34,048
- Why'd he go in the house?
-Don't worry.
1192
01:11:34,207 --> 01:11:38,087
We gotta figure out a way to get him out
of there. He's probably locked up. Come on.
1193
01:11:38,252 --> 01:11:39,754
Shit.
1194
01:11:41,130 --> 01:11:42,632
You did all this for me?
1195
01:11:43,925 --> 01:11:46,223
Most of it.
1196
01:11:46,844 --> 01:11:50,269
I just hate to see a fine girl like you
in a situation like this.
1197
01:11:50,973 --> 01:11:53,067
Thanks for noticing.
1198
01:11:53,392 --> 01:11:56,020
It used to be peaceful around here
before they got out.
1199
01:11:57,355 --> 01:12:00,529
They took over the house and caused
my mother's nervous breakdown.
1200
01:12:00,733 --> 01:12:02,201
Dang.
1201
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:05,955
- Why she didn't just kick them out?
-We tried.
1202
01:12:06,113 --> 01:12:09,367
We saved up to get away from them,
but they just followed us.
1203
01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:12,208
Damn. I hate to hear that.
1204
01:12:12,370 --> 01:12:16,216
- Can I get out this window right here?
-I thought you came up here to see me.
1205
01:12:16,374 --> 01:12:20,754
- I did. lt's just, you know...
-Well, what's the hurry?
1206
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:25,137
- I got my cousin out here waiting on me.
- So what?
1207
01:12:25,299 --> 01:12:27,848
Let's make him wait.
1208
01:12:31,305 --> 01:12:33,728
- Knock.
- You want me to knock?
1209
01:12:33,891 --> 01:12:35,564
Knock!
1210
01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:40,239
You're acting like a little
bitch right now, man.
1211
01:12:40,398 --> 01:12:42,571
They can't hear that. The music's playing.
1212
01:12:42,733 --> 01:12:45,657
Excuse me, partner.
That was a fucking ghetto knock I just did.
1213
01:12:45,820 --> 01:12:48,573
- I'll show you how to knock on a door.
-What? Stop.
1214
01:12:50,658 --> 01:12:52,660
Yeah. Rub that shit, mm.
1215
01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,500
I hear something.
1216
01:12:56,789 --> 01:12:58,462
Fuck.
1217
01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:01,298
I can't do anything around here! Shit!
1218
01:13:02,336 --> 01:13:04,634
Ruining my flow.
1219
01:13:05,464 --> 01:13:07,307
Right there.
1220
01:13:07,466 --> 01:13:09,184
Lover boys, you hear that shit?
1221
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:11,721
Motherfucker, you better stop.
1222
01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,767
- They gonna think we the police in there!
-It gets results.
1223
01:13:16,142 --> 01:13:17,268
The fuck do you want'?
1224
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,114
We came to borrow some sugar.
1225
01:13:21,272 --> 01:13:23,366
Does this look
like a fucking 7-Eleven to you?
1226
01:13:23,524 --> 01:13:25,697
Do you see a red dot on my forehead?
1227
01:13:25,860 --> 01:13:28,454
Do you see an ATM in the corner
that doesn't work?
1228
01:13:28,613 --> 01:13:31,457
Do you? No, you don't,
so fuck you, my friend.
1229
01:13:31,657 --> 01:13:34,786
Get the fuck out of here, Day-Day.
You too, Slim Shady.
1230
01:13:34,952 --> 01:13:38,331
- No problem. We gone.
-Hold on a second.
1231
01:13:38,664 --> 01:13:41,759
Hey, man, you ran over my skateboard.
1232
01:13:41,918 --> 01:13:44,341
I don't appreciate that, all right?
1233
01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,219
- That's bullshit, man.
- Whoa!
1234
01:14:04,357 --> 01:14:06,985
- I got your message. Where's Craig?
-Message?
1235
01:14:07,151 --> 01:14:08,573
I ain't sent you no message!
1236
01:14:08,736 --> 01:14:12,457
- You didn't call with an urgent message?
-Hell, no, Willie!
1237
01:14:12,615 --> 01:14:14,413
You starting to think like a dog.
1238
01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,998
Believe them fleas and ticks sucking
on your brain.
1239
01:14:17,161 --> 01:14:18,913
Somebody sent me a message.
Where's Craig?
1240
01:14:19,080 --> 01:14:23,085
I don't know. Come on in.
1241
01:14:25,378 --> 01:14:28,552
You know you got shit
all over the back of your ass?
1242
01:14:28,714 --> 01:14:32,309
Hey, don't sit on that couch!
Put some paper down.
1243
01:14:32,468 --> 01:14:35,563
- Next time, page me first.
-Okay, I'll do that.
1244
01:14:35,721 --> 01:14:38,270
- What's my code, 69?
-No, 68.
1245
01:14:38,432 --> 01:14:41,276
Yeah, right. Oh, shit.
1246
01:14:44,563 --> 01:14:46,110
Are you okay?
1247
01:14:51,779 --> 01:14:53,201
Joker, this is some bullshit.
1248
01:14:53,364 --> 01:14:55,708
- We just came over to borrow some sugar.
-And some Phillies.
1249
01:14:55,866 --> 01:14:57,789
And some Phillies. And some Phillies.
1250
01:14:57,952 --> 01:15:01,081
We ain't come to fuck up
y'all little ménage á trois.
1251
01:15:01,247 --> 01:15:04,091
These are some bad bitches you got.
We would not fuck that up.
1252
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:07,971
- In no way. How y'all doing anyway?
- Fine.
1253
01:15:08,129 --> 01:15:09,597
- Hey!
-My name is Day-Day.
1254
01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:12,474
I'm your local neighborhood player.
This is my buddy Roach.
1255
01:15:12,633 --> 01:15:15,056
- Roach, say, "What's happening?"
Nice to meet you.
1256
01:15:15,219 --> 01:15:17,221
Hey, hey! What the fuck?
1257
01:15:18,681 --> 01:15:20,775
This isn't The Love Connection, holmes.
1258
01:15:20,933 --> 01:15:23,597
Trying to pick up on our
hynas or what, eh'?
1259
01:15:23,623 --> 01:15:25,634
Want to go to the
room right now?
1260
01:15:25,813 --> 01:15:28,908
I don't know about you two.
I don't know about this sugar shit.
1261
01:15:29,066 --> 01:15:31,694
I know black people
got a lot of sugar in their house.
1262
01:15:31,861 --> 01:15:35,957
So I don't know.
You making me susp-- Uh, susp...
1263
01:15:36,115 --> 01:15:38,288
Suspicious, eh?
- it's making me think a lot!
1264
01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,453
Smart guy.
1265
01:15:41,829 --> 01:15:43,831
He's trying to mack it with our chicks.
1266
01:15:48,419 --> 01:15:49,887
- What'd he say?
-I don't know.
1267
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,970
BABY JOKER It's Karla.
She's coming down. Give me the weapon.
1268
01:15:53,924 --> 01:15:57,098
- Shut the fuck up and act natural.
-No problem.
1269
01:16:00,598 --> 01:16:03,351
- Hey. What's going on'?
-Nothing.
1270
01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:08,443
Are you going to give me a ride
to see Mommy?
1271
01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:10,654
Dang! You bug!
1272
01:16:10,941 --> 01:16:13,444
- Look, just take my car, all right?
-Take your car?
1273
01:16:13,611 --> 01:16:15,864
Did I stutter? Did I stutter?
1274
01:16:16,030 --> 01:16:17,907
- No.
-Hell, no. You ain't. No.
1275
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:18,543
No.
1276
01:16:18,569 --> 01:16:20,443
Shut up, stupid.
Just give me your car keys.
1277
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:22,795
- I'm not stupid. You're stupid.
- No, you're stupid.
1278
01:16:22,953 --> 01:16:25,297
- Don't call me stupid. I'm sensitive.
- Where's keys?
1279
01:16:25,456 --> 01:16:27,424
- You're stupid!
- I'll be back in a bit. Bye.
1280
01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:29,051
- Chickenhead.
- Stupid ass.
1281
01:16:29,210 --> 01:16:31,258
Don't be hitting my switches too.
1282
01:16:31,420 --> 01:16:32,922
And tell Mama we miss her cooking.
1283
01:16:35,257 --> 01:16:39,057
You know what? if everything's cool,
then we'll let you bounce too, all right?
1284
01:16:39,220 --> 01:16:41,715
That's a deal. That's
what I'm talking about.
1285
01:16:41,741 --> 01:16:42,499
All right.
1286
01:16:52,942 --> 01:16:54,990
Craig, where the hell you been?
1287
01:16:55,194 --> 01:16:57,322
- I was over--
-Hold up, Elroy. This is my boy.
1288
01:16:57,488 --> 01:17:00,492
I'm the only one who can yell at him.
Where the hell you been'?
1289
01:17:00,699 --> 01:17:05,079
- Have y'all seen Day-Day?
-No, thought he was with you.
1290
01:17:05,246 --> 01:17:09,376
I knew we'd never be together forever.
You're a cold little Puerto Rican dude.
1291
01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:15,673
What?
1292
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,638
We're saying you're fucked, ése!
1293
01:17:17,800 --> 01:17:20,019
- You're staying with us.
- Oh, man.
1294
01:17:20,177 --> 01:17:23,727
Baby Joker, get the duct tape, holmes.
1295
01:17:24,890 --> 01:17:27,609
-It's on my bed. I was using it earlier.
-Shit, man!
1296
01:17:27,768 --> 01:17:31,398
Hey, and, you, go put your clothes back on,
all right?
1297
01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:37,366
The party's over.
Get your chickenheads out of here!
1298
01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:40,031
Come on! Move it, hood rat.
Get your ass out of here.
1299
01:17:40,197 --> 01:17:44,043
Bus leaves at 11! Take this shit with you!
1300
01:17:44,785 --> 01:17:47,038
- Call me!
- What a jerk-.
1301
01:17:47,204 --> 01:17:49,047
Stupid.
1302
01:17:49,248 --> 01:17:51,797
- What did we do? Tell us.
-Why he need tape?
1303
01:17:51,959 --> 01:17:53,176
You guys are fucked.
1304
01:17:53,335 --> 01:17:56,009
- We're gonna have a little party.
-What kind of party?
1305
01:17:56,172 --> 01:18:00,928
A prison party. We just got out the joint.
And I know what the fuck to do with you.
1306
01:18:01,135 --> 01:18:02,603
- Shit!
-He's cute, huh?
1307
01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:05,355
- I want the little one.
-He's like a Frosted Mini-Wheat.
1308
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:08,233
- Hold on, baby.
-it's gonna be crazy.
1309
01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:11,396
- Joker, don't do that, man.
- You haven't seen my Aztec warrior.
1310
01:18:11,604 --> 01:18:14,403
- I can't handle this!
-You can't handle them?
1311
01:18:14,565 --> 01:18:15,862
You can handle them.
1312
01:18:16,025 --> 01:18:19,575
- You got a pretty mouth.
- Come on, baby. Don't do that!
1313
01:18:19,778 --> 01:18:21,325
Don't-- Don't do it.
1314
01:18:21,530 --> 01:18:23,373
- You think they in there?
- They in there.
1315
01:18:23,532 --> 01:18:24,624
We got to do something.
1316
01:18:24,783 --> 01:18:27,286
Y'all take your asses over there
if you want to.
1317
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,606
If you ain't back
in 10 minutes, I'm
1318
01:18:29,632 --> 01:18:32,075
calling the police and
the insurance man.
1319
01:18:32,208 --> 01:18:35,553
Wait a minute. I'm going to get my shit.
1320
01:18:38,422 --> 01:18:40,095
How many of us have them?
1321
01:18:40,257 --> 01:18:41,850
- Friends
-Friends
1322
01:18:42,718 --> 01:18:45,096
- Ones we can depend on
-Can depend on
1323
01:18:45,262 --> 01:18:46,514
Friends
1324
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:48,808
Shut the fuck up!
1325
01:18:51,560 --> 01:18:53,904
I don't even like Whodini.
1326
01:18:54,104 --> 01:18:57,984
We can be friends as soon as you tell me
where my money is.
1327
01:18:58,150 --> 01:19:01,825
Money? We came here to borrow sugar
from you and some rolling papers.
1328
01:19:01,987 --> 01:19:03,034
We wanted to get high.
1329
01:19:03,197 --> 01:19:05,996
I was gonna show this white boy
how to make Kool-Aid.
1330
01:19:06,200 --> 01:19:08,202
Ow, shit!
1331
01:19:08,369 --> 01:19:10,747
Just have a heart, Mr. Joker.
Please. It's Friday!
1332
01:19:10,913 --> 01:19:14,292
- I know what fucking day it is.
- Oh, shit! Fuck.
1333
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:18,008
I hear a lot of talking,
but the words don't mean shit.
1334
01:19:21,757 --> 01:19:24,886
Maybe that other chanate
took it. Remember him?
1335
01:19:26,762 --> 01:19:31,768
Hey, Day-Day, where is the other mayate,
holmes?
1336
01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:54,631
That's a nice piece of heat you got there.
1337
01:19:54,790 --> 01:19:55,837
Thank you.
1338
01:19:56,000 --> 01:19:58,128
Ain't got but two bullets
in the motherfucker.
1339
01:19:58,294 --> 01:20:00,422
- But that's better than nothing.
-Yeah, it is.
1340
01:20:00,587 --> 01:20:02,965
Two bullets?
Boy, your ass ain't changed at all.
1341
01:20:03,132 --> 01:20:05,681
Back in the day, only thing I had
was a stick.
1342
01:20:05,843 --> 01:20:07,060
You missed with your stick.
1343
01:20:07,219 --> 01:20:08,842
I ain't gonna miss
with these two bullets.
1344
01:20:08,868 --> 01:20:09,622
Hey, hey, y'all.
1345
01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:11,561
Not now. Come on.
1346
01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:23,202
- Well, come on. You know what to do.
-Ah, shit, Willie!
1347
01:20:27,239 --> 01:20:29,207
That's Versace you stepping on.
1348
01:20:29,366 --> 01:20:31,744
Versace? You can't even spell Versace.
1349
01:20:31,910 --> 01:20:37,758
Fosatchy. F-O-satchy.
1350
01:20:51,055 --> 01:20:52,807
Whoa!
1351
01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:54,395
Damn.
1352
01:20:54,558 --> 01:20:55,935
You all right?
1353
01:20:57,936 --> 01:21:00,815
- Yeah.
-Will you be quiet, Tarzan?
1354
01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:03,450
I don't do this shit every day, Willie.
1355
01:21:04,985 --> 01:21:07,909
Joker, I'm telling you, man.
1356
01:21:08,072 --> 01:21:10,325
- You could do a lot for this community.
-Shut up!
1357
01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,619
I'm sick of bullshitting with you two.
1358
01:21:13,077 --> 01:21:14,169
Baby Joker.
1359
01:21:22,086 --> 01:21:23,713
- Little Joker.
- Yeah.
1360
01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:25,096
Tape their mouths shut.
1361
01:21:26,632 --> 01:21:28,430
I don't wanna hear a grown man scream.
1362
01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:37,393
Tyrone! Tyrone!
1363
01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:40,820
Ow, shit.
1364
01:21:40,979 --> 01:21:43,448
- What, man?
-We must be here.
1365
01:21:43,607 --> 01:21:45,325
Because we stopped.
1366
01:21:45,484 --> 01:21:48,283
Good. Let's get the hell out of here.
It stink in here.
1367
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:52,291
- How do we get out'?
- How am I supposed to know?
1368
01:21:52,449 --> 01:21:54,952
You the one with the muscle.
Why don't you get us out?
1369
01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:56,412
Raise your hand, fool.
1370
01:21:57,663 --> 01:22:00,587
Now, let me show you
how we gonna do this.
1371
01:22:25,023 --> 01:22:28,778
Debo! Debo!
1372
01:22:28,944 --> 01:22:33,700
Come on, man! Let me out of here!
Come on, man! I'm your brother, man!
1373
01:22:33,866 --> 01:22:37,166
Debo. Come on!
Don't do this to your own brother, man!
1374
01:22:37,327 --> 01:22:38,670
Get out, fool.
1375
01:22:57,639 --> 01:22:58,982
Damn.
1376
01:23:02,019 --> 01:23:04,943
HEY, young man.
1377
01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:08,029
You got knocked the fuck out.
1378
01:23:08,233 --> 01:23:10,782
No more fun and games, Day-Day.
1379
01:23:10,944 --> 01:23:13,868
My little carnal,
he went to get my chain saw.
1380
01:23:15,532 --> 01:23:18,376
I'm gonna show you what happens
to putos that take my money...
1381
01:23:18,535 --> 01:23:21,334
...and don't tell me what I wanna hear.
1382
01:23:21,955 --> 01:23:24,299
You ever see Scarf ace, fuckers?
1383
01:23:29,213 --> 01:23:31,466
Go see what's taking him so long.
1384
01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:38,806
Junior.
1385
01:23:40,224 --> 01:23:41,692
Junior.
1386
01:23:42,476 --> 01:23:43,693
What the fuck, stupid?
1387
01:23:48,982 --> 01:23:51,076
Ow, my back.
1388
01:23:51,985 --> 01:23:53,328
What's the matter, Elroy'?
1389
01:23:53,487 --> 01:23:55,956
Oh, I believe I slipped my disc again.
1390
01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:59,743
- Goddamn!
-Let me help you.
1391
01:23:59,952 --> 01:24:03,923
- Don't touch me, Willie!
-Ain't nothing wrong with you.
1392
01:24:04,081 --> 01:24:07,005
Get your big ass up.
I'll tie this boy up myself.
1393
01:24:07,167 --> 01:24:10,011
I should tie your big ass up too
and drag you down the street.
1394
01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:20,603
You players are going on the disabled list
as soon as my brothers get back here.
1395
01:24:25,185 --> 01:24:27,028
They should be back here any minute now.
1396
01:24:28,939 --> 01:24:31,033
They'll be back soon.
1397
01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:35,950
Fuck! Where are these fuckers?
1398
01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:37,581
I gotta do everything, ése!
1399
01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:40,162
It's tough being the brains
of the operation.
1400
01:24:40,325 --> 01:24:43,044
Fuck! Hey!
1401
01:24:43,203 --> 01:24:45,581
Where you putos go?
You gonna make me crazy!
1402
01:24:45,747 --> 01:24:48,125
You make me crazy, ése! Fuck!
1403
01:24:48,292 --> 01:24:51,011
- Making me look like a punk!
- It slipped!
1404
01:24:51,169 --> 01:24:53,638
My disc slipped in my back.
1405
01:24:53,797 --> 01:24:55,014
What the fuck'?
1406
01:24:59,303 --> 01:25:01,146
What the hell are you doing here?
1407
01:25:01,305 --> 01:25:04,104
I lost something. What it look like, fool?
1408
01:25:04,266 --> 01:25:06,394
It looks like a dead mayate
with a loud shirt.
1409
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,279
My mind. That's what I lost.
Ain't this my yard?
1410
01:25:09,438 --> 01:25:11,190
Psst. Hey.
1411
01:25:12,566 --> 01:25:13,738
Come on. Get up!
1412
01:25:15,652 --> 01:25:17,495
Come on. Come on, Craig, watch his feet.
1413
01:25:17,654 --> 01:25:19,281
Watch his feet, boy.
1414
01:25:19,990 --> 01:25:21,412
Fucker!
1415
01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:33,466
Day-Day?
1416
01:25:49,436 --> 01:25:51,438
Come on!
1417
01:25:51,605 --> 01:25:53,198
Ding ding, school's in, bitch.
1418
01:25:53,357 --> 01:25:55,200
Motherfucker.
1419
01:25:55,817 --> 01:25:57,319
I got your ass right here.
1420
01:25:58,820 --> 01:26:03,291
Boy, I'm gonna kick your ass for getting me
into this mess, throwing my back out again.
1421
01:26:03,450 --> 01:26:06,704
Aah, Daddy, it ain't my fault!
I'm not bullshitting.
1422
01:26:06,870 --> 01:26:10,044
I was hanging with this little white boy,
and he got me into all kinds of shi...
1423
01:26:16,505 --> 01:26:17,973
Boom, boom.
1424
01:26:18,131 --> 01:26:20,054
- Damn!
- What's up?
1425
01:26:20,217 --> 01:26:21,594
Shit!
1426
01:26:22,010 --> 01:26:24,229
Y'all motherfuckers help!
1427
01:26:25,514 --> 01:26:27,141
Oh, shit.
1428
01:26:27,349 --> 01:26:29,192
Get off me! Get up!
1429
01:26:32,688 --> 01:26:34,941
Say hello to my little friend.
1430
01:26:39,653 --> 01:26:40,745
Ban]!
1431
01:26:41,738 --> 01:26:43,911
Yeah, that's it! I'm gonna blast this fool.
1432
01:26:44,074 --> 01:26:46,202
Give me that gun. Here, Debo!
1433
01:26:46,368 --> 01:26:49,588
Come on, fool. You remember me, punk?
1434
01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:52,666
Ooh, Lord, have mercy.
1435
01:27:11,601 --> 01:27:14,275
What you want me to do, Debo'? Bad dog!
1436
01:27:15,355 --> 01:27:17,107
- Freeze!
- Let me see your hands!
1437
01:27:17,274 --> 01:27:19,197
Two Milk Duds.
Two giant Milk Duds. Uh-oh.
1438
01:27:19,359 --> 01:27:21,828
Freeze! Sheriff's Department!
1439
01:27:21,987 --> 01:27:25,742
Wait a minute. I live across the street!
Paid cash!
1440
01:27:25,907 --> 01:27:27,534
They the ones you want!
1441
01:27:27,701 --> 01:27:30,545
- Is there a problem, officers?
- Don't move!
1442
01:27:31,121 --> 01:27:33,715
- Make a damn hole!
- Hey, brother, man!
1443
01:27:33,874 --> 01:27:36,047
Y'all can't fuck
with the police
1444
01:27:36,209 --> 01:27:38,632
Y'all can't fuck
with the police
1445
01:27:38,795 --> 01:27:42,015
Y'all can't fuck
with the police
1446
01:27:42,174 --> 01:27:43,642
Rude-ass cops.
1447
01:27:43,800 --> 01:27:46,098
You done paid your parking
tickets, Willie'?
1448
01:27:46,261 --> 01:27:48,138
You still got your illegal cable?
1449
01:27:48,305 --> 01:27:50,899
We better get the hell out of here.
1450
01:27:51,057 --> 01:27:54,482
- Come here, Cheeco! Come here.
- Get your hands off me!
1451
01:27:54,686 --> 01:27:56,939
It's like a bad dream.
1452
01:27:57,105 --> 01:28:00,109
Hey, why you cops got to
be so violent?
1453
01:28:01,443 --> 01:28:03,537
I love Fridays.
1454
01:28:04,613 --> 01:28:08,334
Craig, it ain't over, punk!
Wait till I get out!
1455
01:28:08,492 --> 01:28:11,746
Hey, Debo, when you get out?
1456
01:28:11,912 --> 01:28:14,882
- I'm gonna beat your butt up too.
- Tyrone.
1457
01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:16,758
- It ain't over!
- Come on, man!
1458
01:28:16,917 --> 01:28:18,794
- Heh, heh. Good job. Good job.
- Craig!
1459
01:28:18,960 --> 01:28:20,507
Yeah, that's our pump!
1460
01:28:21,129 --> 01:28:23,427
- Shut up!
- We ain't going down like that.
1461
01:28:23,590 --> 01:28:27,891
That's right.
Ha, ha. Look what I got. Heh.
1462
01:28:29,346 --> 01:28:31,394
Hey, wait, man.
Don't open that here.
1463
01:28:31,723 --> 01:28:32,975
1464
01:28:34,434 --> 01:28:36,732
Heh, heh. Jump up and down
on that back of his.
1465
01:28:36,895 --> 01:28:38,317
That's next.
1466
01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:39,902
Don't listen to him.
1467
01:28:40,065 --> 01:28:43,535
Ooh, cash make the coochie
go "whoo, whoo."
1468
01:28:43,693 --> 01:28:46,867
It's gonna feel real good to pay my taxes.
1469
01:28:47,030 --> 01:28:50,034
- Thanks, nephew.
- No problem, uncle.
1470
01:28:51,785 --> 01:28:53,833
All done!
1471
01:28:53,995 --> 01:28:57,295
- Thanks, Miss Kym.
- Call me, man.
1472
01:28:57,457 --> 01:28:59,050
All right. No doubt.
1473
01:29:03,713 --> 01:29:08,059
- Ancient Chinese secret.
- I'm Korean, motherfucker.
1474
01:29:08,218 --> 01:29:12,314
Fat-ass little Chinese lady's gonna take
the money and not give me no play?
1475
01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:15,976
Elroy, will you get
your broke-down ass up?
1476
01:29:16,142 --> 01:29:19,362
There ain't nothing wrong with you.
Laying down like a broke-dick dog.
1477
01:29:19,521 --> 01:29:22,741
- Get up. Come on. What's wrong with you?
-Shit.
1478
01:29:23,733 --> 01:29:26,737
Damn! That George Jefferson shit works!
1479
01:29:26,903 --> 01:29:28,029
Walk me to the door.
1480
01:29:29,823 --> 01:29:32,872
Hey. Wait a minute. Um...
1481
01:29:33,034 --> 01:29:35,253
I'm gonna sure miss you, heh. Um...
1482
01:29:35,412 --> 01:29:37,881
Why don't you give your Auntie Suga
some sugar?
1483
01:29:38,748 --> 01:29:40,421
Give me a kiss.
1484
01:29:47,757 --> 01:29:48,883
Sorry.
1485
01:29:54,514 --> 01:29:58,235
Nephew, you're welcome here anytime.
1486
01:29:59,019 --> 01:30:01,067
Thanks again.
1487
01:30:01,730 --> 01:30:05,030
Always hitting on somebody.
Man, you sure you don't wanna stay?
1488
01:30:05,191 --> 01:30:09,037
You know, I got to live ghetto fabulous.
I can't stay here with y'all fools.
1489
01:30:09,195 --> 01:30:12,790
- It's too crazy around here.
-Yeah. Yeah, it's thugged out.
1490
01:30:12,949 --> 01:30:15,122
Keep that car.
You make sure you get that fixed.
1491
01:30:15,327 --> 01:30:17,546
- You know that. I got money now.
-Yeah, I see.
1492
01:30:17,704 --> 01:30:20,048
When can I come see you,
fuck your neighborhood up?
1493
01:30:20,206 --> 01:30:21,799
- You can't.
-All right.
1494
01:30:24,544 --> 01:30:27,514
- Craig!
- Break that shit.
1495
01:30:28,089 --> 01:30:31,764
Fuck his shit up. Go on, girl.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
1496
01:30:33,678 --> 01:30:34,770
Get that shit.
1497
01:30:37,724 --> 01:30:39,317
Yeah. Hurry up! Hurry up!
1498
01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:44,030
Oh, Well.
1499
01:30:44,189 --> 01:30:46,612
Ali's well that ends well,
of course.
1500
01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:50,154
Another Friday gone,
another problem solved.
1501
01:30:50,320 --> 01:30:54,575
It's a trip to know that things
can get wild in the suburbs too.
1502
01:30:54,741 --> 01:31:00,293
Man, I can't wait to get back home to the
peace and quiet streets of South Central.
1503
01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:01,502
Yeah.